Neither, Bidet.

 

Flake

 

I'm not gonna knock it. I know if I ever get around to building my own house, it'll have a bidet in all the bathrooms.

 

The best argument I ever heard in favor of a bidet was quite a simple one: If you ever get crap on your hand, are you gonna just wipe it off with some toilet paper and leave it at that, or are you going to go over to the sink and clean it off?

I'm not gonna knock it. I know if I ever get around to building my own house, it'll have a bidet in all the bathrooms.

 

The best argument I ever heard in favor of a bidet was quite a simple one: If you ever get crap on your hand, are you gonna just wipe it off with some toilet paper and leave it at that, or are you going to go over to the sink and clean it off?

 

Is that a real question? I'm probably going to shower...

I do both, but probably crumple the most.

I'm not gonna knock it. I know if I ever get around to building my own house, it'll have a bidet in all the bathrooms.

 

The best argument I ever heard in favor of a bidet was quite a simple one: If you ever get crap on your hand, are you gonna just wipe it off with some toilet paper and leave it at that, or are you going to go over to the sink and clean it off?

 

Now, ask yourself...if I'm using my finger to wipe, what fun would it be to wash it off?:idunno:

I do both, but probably crumple the most.

 

Commie

The field wipe, aye?

 

One of the things that set us Lightfighters apart. TP? We don't need no stinking TP!

How in the world do we ever come up with such topics ?

How in the world do we ever come up with such topics ?

 

Something has to keep Clyde at bay!

How in the world do we ever come up with such topics ?

 

These threads are great. It gives us a little insight into other posters that are otherwise anonymous. For instance, who knew Randy Parker and Vladimir Putin were best friends before this thread? We now know a little more about him.

who knew Randy Parker and Vladimir Putin were best friends

 

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

 

HEY! That's no water fountain buddy!

HEY! That's no water fountain buddy!

He does look like CWB!

who knew Randy Parker and Vladimir Putin were best friends before this thread?

 

I told y'all. Nobody wanted to listen.

 

"Oh don't bother with him, that's just Getslow crying in the wilderness. He's not trying to tell us anything important about Randy..."

 

Told y'all.

How in the world do we ever come up with such topics ?

 

Well, let's just say I'm not too surprised it's a CCH alum that created the thread.

 

I fold, and the crumple isn't even an option. Almost all of the time, I neatly align my edges before going in for the swipe.