November 4, 201411 yr What do you do to stay busy while sitting on the throne... Nothing, too busy concentrating on the mission! Read Newspaper (can also be used in emergency situations) Read Spouses Boring Magazines Read Novels Playing games on phone/tablet BGP on my phone/tablet Browse internet on phone/tablet Nothing, too busy trying to hover and not fall over. Spend all of your time looking for TP, as once again the roller is empty I know at least on BGP never sits, he stands (albeit on one leg) regardless if he's going #1 or #2!
November 4, 201411 yr Phone - Twitter and Ruzzle. Last resort I read the ingredients in the hand soap.
November 4, 201411 yr I've got a job to do when I'm in there, and that's what I do. Although....much to my chagrin....whenever I'm "going for two in an away game", the construction worker in me often ends up bringing my attention to whether or not the tile setter in the bathroom was worth a damn and whether or not he did a good job with his floor leveler and grout lines.
November 4, 201411 yr Author Had to make an emergency run at the doctors office yesterday, guy steps in front of me at the last second with several magazines rolled up under his arm. I was ready to shoot him!!! 10 minutes later he strolls out, I almost elbowed an old woman in the head to make sure I got in. Magazines aren't cool when people are lined up waiting for the restroom behind you...just saying!
November 4, 201411 yr I think the smartphone has actually caused my time on the throne to go up. I used to be in and out quickly. Now, I might linger.
November 4, 201411 yr Smartphone all the way. I used to be a magazine guy but now you have facebook, twitter, BGP, etc right at your fingertips.
November 4, 201411 yr My third option is a to read a B-Ball-Fan post. That gets me through 4-5 trips on average.
November 4, 201411 yr Rolling Stone Magazine Years of tradition... It wouldn't be the same without it.
November 4, 201411 yr My third option is a to read a B-Ball-Fan post. That gets me through 4-5 trips on average. B-Ball-fan Weekly Soon to be in glossy print... Headed to a bathroom near you.
November 4, 201411 yr Author B-Ball-fan Weekly Soon to be in glossy print... Headed to a bathroom near you. Glossy Print doesn't work as well in "Emergencies"!
November 4, 201411 yr Phone - Twitter and Ruzzle. Last resort I read the ingredients in the hand soap.:banana::banana::banana:
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