June 11, 201412 yr Thought we could have a little fun with this one 1. Tell him what's wrong when something is wrong -- Don't say "nothing" and expect him to read your mind. Tell him what the problem is and let him fix it. 2. Be on time -- No explanation needed. 3. Go out without getting ready -- We understand that you might run into someone you know but we're too hungry to wait an hour for you to get ready. The sweatpants and t-shirt you have on are perfectly fine for the local Mexican restaurant. 4. Go on a trip with him and don't expect him to be by your side for every second of the vacation -- Yeah, this beach is awesome but we can't lay here in this heat looking at nothing for the next 6 hours. The bar in the lobby looks lively and that flea market down the road looks incredible. 5. Don't get angry when we look -- Speaking of the beach, don't get angry when we glance at another female. we're wired to spot approaching breasts, we can't help it. 6. Watch a game silently with him -- No questions, just watch. Clap when he claps. Pretty simple. 7. Don't expect us to be like the guys in the movies you love -- We understand that Jack from Titanic and Noah from The Notebook are basically the sweetest guys in the world, but it's just not realistic. If you want that level of worship, go find yourself a virgin. 8. Don't expect flowers -- We understand that they are beautiful. However, they die. We think they are a waste of money. Wouldn't you appreciate a purse or a gift card more ? 9. Do that thing -- Remember the thing you used to do for us when we were dating ? We love those. Do that, preferably in the car on a long ride home 10. Let us give you a massage and know full well what we're expecting in return -- When we quit expecting something, get worried.
June 11, 201412 yr 11. Just pick a restaraunt; please don't tell me you don't care then proceed to rip on me for picking beer & wings again.
June 11, 201412 yr Author #9? How am I supposed to cook for him in the car on a long ride home? :wave: :lol2:
June 11, 201412 yr MBWC, those are awesome and if I could give you another 20 likes, I would! :thumb:
June 11, 201412 yr Author MBWC, those are awesome and if I could give you another 20 likes, I would! :thumb: :lol2: I've got several others but they aren't BGP friendly. Figured I'd try to keep this one as PG as possible.
June 11, 201412 yr :lol2: I've got several others but they aren't BGP friendly. Figured I'd try to keep this one as PG as possible. Hard to do, we're guys.
June 11, 201412 yr 11. Just pick a restaraunt; please don't tell me you don't care then proceed to rip on me for picking beer & wings again. Amen, brother!
June 11, 201412 yr My only problem is with the "every year". Why should our wives be this way only 1 day out of 365?
June 11, 201412 yr As for #9 I was once told that's the reason a bride is happy on her wedding day; because she will never have to do that again.
June 11, 201412 yr As for #9 I was once told that's the reason a bride is happy on her wedding day; because she will never have to do that again. I must be in the minority because I love to cook.... :sssh:
June 11, 201412 yr #9? How am I supposed to cook for him in the car on a long ride home? :wave: Exactly!
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