June 11, 201412 yr Author Nope. I was explaining. You paranoid? Nope. It just sounded like a dreadful trip to the mall. But then again, aren't they all dreadful?! I hate the mall.
June 11, 201412 yr Author 99%. Poor Mr lawildcat... Now don't go making him look bad here. I'm just messing... Love you, babe. :sorry: :isurrender:
June 11, 201412 yr Now don't go making him look bad here. I'm just messing... Love you, babe. :sorry: :isurrender: You're the one asking for a full body massage minus the happy ending... :walk:
June 11, 201412 yr 1.Take a trip alone with her. so I can watch her lay on the beach all week, no thanks. 2.Make a big deal about her birthday. .....hey babe, look, you're a year older (open palm meets face). 3.Give her a weekend away. She wouldn't last that long without me. :lol2: 4.Get dressed up (suit and tie) and take her on a date. I don't own a suit or a tie, so that's not happenin'....but got some great lookin' NewCath softball apparel. 5.Pray continually for her and with her. This I do, trust me. 6.Take her to the place of your first date. She's still not a fan of Gourmet Chili in Newport. :clap: 7.Give her a week off from “mom duties.” A week is a stretch, maybe a few days. 8.Take her to a show. This I could do. 9.Write a love letter to her. Will a text message suffice? Although, I do have over 50 copyrights in the US Patent Office for some poems I wrote over 20 years ago. Bet you never would have guessed this. 10.Give her a head to toe massage without expecting anything. There is no way in hell this would ever happen, because once I start rubbing bare skin...it's game on. Isn't Mrs. Lawnboy lucky to have me. :thumb:
June 11, 201412 yr 10.Give her a head to toe massage without expecting anything. There is no way in hell this would ever happen, because once I start rubbing bare skin...it's game on. When her clothes start coming off, for any reason, it is all systems on the ready. If the next step involves me putting my hands on her body, then that starts the T-minus launch sequence and that is something you just can't reverse.
June 11, 201412 yr When her clothes start coming off, for any reason, it is all systems on the ready. If the next step involves me putting my hands on her body, then that starts the T-minus launch sequence and that is something you just can't reverse. Even when she's just getting undressed to get in the shower: Systems are Armed.
June 11, 201412 yr It seems to be unanimous there's not one guy on BGP that can complete #10. 4, 8, & also probably aren't happening at my house. We attend a concert or 2 every year so I'll count that as my show.
June 11, 201412 yr We'll have to plan a shopping trip where we can sit on the nice leather sofas outside the Apple Store together. :lol2:I was there last Saturday. Luckily I have my TVG app. Trip is a lot shorter when she knows every 20 minutes or so another race is about to post.
June 11, 201412 yr Even when she's just getting undressed to get in the shower: Systems are Armed. Or says, "I'm getting in the shower." Or when she utters..."wet", "water", "Jello" or "pie". Maybe it's just me.
June 11, 201412 yr Went to Florence Mall with the wife 2 weeks ago; We've been there maybe an hour and separate for a little bit, when she found me I was in sunglass hut about to buy a pair of 300$ Maui Jims. That was the end of our mall trip for the day.
June 11, 201412 yr Author Here's a thought for #10. You could send your wife to a spa for a glorious massage!
June 11, 201412 yr Here's a thought for #10. You could send your wife to a spa for a glorious massage! So I have no chance AND out $100? Bold strategy.
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