Drunk woman busted for loud sex in airplane bathroom

[HammerTime]

Daddy must be proud.

[Jumper_Dad]

Reminds me of the second best scene in Porky's

 

 

Lassie..aaahwoooooooo

[spindoc]

She'll be dead in 5 years.

[stickymitts]

I guess this kind of makes me a bad person, but any time I see a story like this the first thought that enters my mind is "is she hot?"

 

And when I saw the photo, which probably wasn't the most flattering in the world, I thought to myself, "yeah, she's aight."

 

No, that makes you a dude.

[TTS_JF]

I guess this kind of makes me a bad person, but any time I see a story like this the first thought that enters my mind is "is she hot?"

 

And when I saw the photo, which probably wasn't the most flattering in the world, I thought to myself, "yeah, she's aight."

 

My first thought as well what does she look like.

[ColonelCrazy]

She'll be dead in 5 years.

 

Obviously you're not a card carrying member of the Mile High Club.

[spindoc]

Obviously you're not a card carrying member of the Mile High Club.

Nope, and her liver will be pickled in a short span. Irreversible. She gone.

[BirdBrain]

On a few recent trips across the country I have used the facilities on a few flights and every time I wonder to myself: Who could get that kind of thing done in a space this small ?

 

Then I recall a Volkswagen Rabbit I use to drive….then I recall I was much younger and motivated.

 

I can state unequivocally that the Mile High Club is absolutely unattainable for me. I would be screaming too, but it would be because I was cramped from the contortions.

[lawildcat]

Tried to get Mr. lawildcat to join the club during vacation. He wouldn't bite. Chicken. :banana:

[ColonelCrazy]

Tried to get Mr. lawildcat to join the club during vacation. He wouldn't bite. Chicken. :banana:

 

I'm embarrassed for him..

[Run To State]

Tried to get Mr. lawildcat to join the club during vacation. He wouldn't bite. Chicken. :banana:

That's why they have bars at airports. Next time, get him a little toasty before you board. :sneaky: