October 30, 201312 yr Man forgets severed penis on his way to the hospital | New York Post A lonely Chinese bachelor had been getting the shaft from ladies, so he decided to cut his losses. In a fit of madness, clothing-factory worker Yang Hu severed his own penis — and then bicycled to a local hospital in agonizing pain, according to The Daily Mail. Unfortunately, Yang forgot to bring his severed unit and had to bike back to grab it. But it was too late. Doctors said the appendage had been without blood for too long and could not be reattached, according to The Mail.
October 30, 201312 yr ....... Curse you Randy Parker for posting that. Curse you. :facepalm: I'm literally trying to poke out my mind's eye to un-see that image.
October 30, 201312 yr ....... Curse you Randy Parker for posting that. Curse you. :facepalm: Fantastic. I've felt like the lone voice crying in the wilderness on this guy for a long time now. I'm happy to see others are coming around to understanding the truth: Randy is the worst.
October 30, 201312 yr I've been lonely before and as weird as it might seem, I've never had the urge to chop off my penis.
October 30, 201312 yr I've been lonely before and as weird as it might seem, I've never had the urge to chop off my penis. Amen! Several wierd thoughts have crossed my mind but that isn't one of them.
October 30, 201312 yr Author Fantastic. I've felt like the lone voice crying in the wilderness on this guy for a long time now. I'm happy to see others are coming around to understanding the truth: Randy is the worst.
October 30, 201312 yr I've been lonely before and as weird as it might seem, I've never had the urge to chop off my penis. If anything, after bouts of loneliness, it would seem like your penis would be your best friend.
October 30, 201312 yr I'd like to think that of all the things I wouldn't forget, a self-severed penis would be fairly high on the list.
October 30, 201312 yr Randy... not the first time a post on BGP has made me laugh out loud so I feel embarrassed that my secretary can hear that I'm doing nothing at all productive.
October 30, 201312 yr If anything, after bouts of loneliness, it would seem like your penis would be your best friend. Reminds me of a classic Rodney Carrington bit.
October 30, 201312 yr Randy... not the first time a post on BGP has made me laugh out loud so I feel embarrassed that my secretary can hear that I'm doing nothing at all productive. Unless you have a time machine, I believe they prefer Assistant. :bunny:
October 30, 201312 yr Author Randy... not the first time a post on BGP has made me laugh out loud so I feel embarrassed that my secretary can hear that I'm doing nothing at all productive. That's what I like to hear. :lol2::thumb:
October 30, 201312 yr I'd like to think that of all the things I wouldn't forget, a self-severed penis would be fairly high on the list. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
October 30, 201312 yr Wonder if prior to this incident this guy had ever said " I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached." If not, I bet he does now. :lol2:
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