Squeezing breasts can stop cancer

Squeezing Breasts Could Prevent Cancer, Best Study Ever Says

 

Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world.

 

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I guess the important message here is: If they complain, just kindly explain that you have the interest of their health at heart.

Man...almost two hours later and no one else has had anything to say about such an important public service announcement? :idunno:

Man...almost two hours later and no one else has had anything to say about such an important public service announcement? :idunno:

 

They are all to busy squeezing.

They are all to busy squeezing.

 

:lol:

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I see.

CWB, thank you. Thank you.

Man...almost two hours later and no one else has had anything to say about such an important public service announcement? :idunno:

I have spent the last two hours printing out flyers and getting them distributed to potential targets, I mean health conscious ladies.

Edit.

They are all to busy squeezing.

 

Or ducking from the punch/slap that you know is coming! :idunno:

Squeezing breasts can stop cancer

 

Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style).

I'm all for my wife's good health. I will lend a hand in keeping her healthy. It's the least I can do.

I've been trying to tell my wife this for years. At least I know it's true now.

I've been trying to tell my wife this for years. At least I know it's true now.

I told her that too, then I tried a squeeze and she slapped me and asked me who the heck was I? Maybe I should of introduced myself to your wife first.

Well this explains why Mrs. S's mammograms are always clear. :banana:

I am submitting a bill to my wife's insurance today for preventative care services.