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Funniest M*A*S*H One LIners

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I like swimmin with bow legged women and swim between their legs

Sidney Friedman: Everyone remember my advice, drop your pants and slide on the ice.

 

Not a one liner but I laugh myself to tears everytime I see it. Frank steals a tank, Potter tries to block him with his jeep, Frank smashes the jeep. Potter walks to the front of the jeep, looks down, draws his side arm and puts the jeep out of it's misery.

No googling this question!

 

What is the name of the opening theme song? (yeah, I know the answer)

Suicide Is Painless.

 

I believe the composer was Al De Lori (or something like that).

 

 

 

 

 

"And I can take or leave it if I please"

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Sidney Friedman: Everyone remember my advice, drop your pants and slide on the ice.

 

Not a one liner but I laugh myself to tears everytime I see it. Frank steals a tank, Potter tries to block him with his jeep, Frank smashes the jeep. Potter walks to the front of the jeep, looks down, draws his side arm and puts the jeep out of it's misery.

Good Ol Calvery man Potter.
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I like swimmin with bow legged women and swim between their legs
Just saw this episode me and my dad laughed so hard.

Correct! After watching MASH for so long and hearing the theme, it was weird to hear the lyrics.

Correct! After watching MASH for so long and hearing the theme, it was weird to hear the lyrics.

At one time I knew all of the lyrics, & could play it on the guitar.

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At one time I knew all of the lyrics, & could play it on the guitar.
Couls always go to Youtube, they usually have the song and lyrics.
Correct! After watching MASH for so long and hearing the theme, it was weird to hear the lyrics.

 

Not sure if they ever played the song with lyrics on the show (maybe the arc that featured Loudon Wainright III?) — I don't really recall for sure. The movie was the only time I vividly remember it.

Correct! After watching MASH for so long and hearing the theme, it was weird to hear the lyrics.

 

The lyrics were sung in the movie, when I think Spearchucker was committing what he thought was suicide.

The lyrics were sung in the movie, when I think Spearchucker was committing what he thought was suicide.

 

It wasn't Oliver "Spearchucker" Jones it was Walt "Painless Pole" Waldowski, the best equipped dentist in Korea. Lt. Dish saved his life.

It wasn't Oliver "Spearchucker" Jones it was Walt "Painless Pole" Waldowski, the best equipped dentist in Korea. Lt. Dish saved his life.

 

Haven't seen the movie in years. My apologies

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