November 30, 201114 yr Frank: I'm a good doctor ask any of my pts. Hawkeye: We can't go dig people up for that. Really anytime that Frank Burns gets it is funny(RIP Larry Linville)(No relation). Edited November 30, 201114 yr by Devilman
November 30, 201114 yr You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. -- Potter Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. -- Col. Flagg Mind your own beeswax -- Frank Attention. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really came out beautiful. -- PA
November 30, 201114 yr Author Col. Blake: Tell me Radar, do you understand any of this? Radar: I try not to sir, slows up the work.
November 30, 201114 yr Author Burns:Why did you do this? Hawkeye: To make you look foolish. Burns: I don't need any of your help. Burns:That's enough of you two Smartskies. Trapper: Smartskies?? Burns:I don't ever wanna leave I love it here. Col. Potter: Either you or Klinger is nuts, now I have to figure out which one. Col. Flagg: Don't play dumb cause your not as good at it as I am, you met your match in me!!
November 30, 201114 yr Author Burns: My mother used to hit me when I was sick, she hit me when I was well too. Hawkeye: Hey Sam what's Korean for Quack? Sam(Pat Morieata): That's my father-inlaw's name. Hawkeye: Frank your a father-in law. Burns: When I was growing up I either wanted to be a doctor or an actor. Hawkeye: What finally happened?
November 30, 201114 yr Author Maj. Houlihan: Were are they? Maj. Burns: Oh they said something about nurse molesting. Burns: Shooting yourself, you could be shot for that.
November 30, 201114 yr Author I have the entire Col. Blake episodes on DVD and the Goodbye, Farewell and Amen episode.
November 30, 201114 yr Potter: Pierce, I want you to fire that weapon. That's an order. Hawkeye: (Looking at gun) Okay. You're fired. There, I did it as gently as I could.
November 30, 201114 yr Author Col. Potter(falls): Did I fall down? BJ: No. Potter: I didn't think so. Potter: You know i like a Major with "Hotlips" And I'll tell you why. Hawkeye: Why? Potter: Exactly.
November 30, 201114 yr Author Radar: Every body has a right to their own nudness. Hawkeye: Radar you alright? Radar: I think I've been slaked. Hawkeye: Oh it's just a little Gyroscope problem. Burns: Why you, you... Hawkeye: Who you calling a you you? Edited November 30, 201114 yr by Devilman
November 30, 201114 yr Author Hawkeye: I had a very clear understanding with the Army, No guns. I carry on, carry over, cash and carry, carry me back to old Virginia, I'll even Harry Carey if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun.
November 30, 201114 yr Klinger: Colonel Potter, Sir! Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a wonder bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out. Colonel Potter: Horse hockey!
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