Thanks, I appreciate it man :thumb:

 

In times like these, I'll take all the help I can. I'm glad I'm close to getting my degree, but things don't look good right now for job seekers in general.

 

No problem. My little brother is getting ready to start here in Feb., so if you do get on here, I could even hook you up with some of the training material before you start.

Well you all have talked me into getting some Penn Station for lunch tomorrow....:irked: Thanks.

 

I thought we were boring...What are you doing checking this thread?? :lol:

Thanks, I appreciate it man :thumb:

 

In times like these, I'll take all the help I can. I'm glad I'm close to getting my degree, but things don't look good right now for job seekers in general.

 

I hate job searching. Luckily, I found my job for when I graduate and I start the week before Christmas....

Wait, I missed a Rant?

Well you all have talked me into getting some Penn Station for lunch tomorrow....:irked: Thanks.

 

Get the monthly special.. :thumb:

I thought we were boring...What are you doing checking this thread?? :lol:

 

It's either that or sleep....I don't have to be up until around 1 PM, so it's not like I need to go to bed or anything. :lol:

No problem. My little brother is getting ready to start here in Feb., so if you do get on here, I could even hook you up with some of the training material before you start.

 

That would be great.

 

What do you guys have going on around there in the line of safety work ? EKU has a degree in safety engineering that I think I'm going to go ahead and get. It's 100% online so it wouldn't affect me working full time in any way.

Get the monthly special.. :thumb:

 

What is the monthly special for December?

What is the monthly special for December?

 

Medium chicken teriyaki small fry and medium drink for 8 and some change..

That would be great.

 

What do you guys have going on around there in the line of safety work ? EKU has a degree in safety engineering that I think I'm going to go ahead and get. It's 100% online so it wouldn't affect me working full time in any way.

 

We don't have any safety jobs, per se. We have a commitee made up of representatives of all the different crafts that work here. The degree would look good on your application, thats for sure, but it wouldn't get any type of different job.

We don't have any safety jobs, per se. We have a commitee made up of representatives of all the different crafts that work here. The degree would look good on your application, thats for sure, but it wouldn't get any type of different job.

 

That's what a few people I had talked to thought also. To be perfectly honest, I don't have much of a desire to work in the safety field but a degree in it just looks very good on a resume for any type of industrial work.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

____________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

________________________________ ____________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

__________________________________

 

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

_______________________________________

 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

______________________________________

 

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

______________________________

 

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

___________________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

____________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

________________________________ ____________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

__________________________________

 

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

_______________________________________

 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

______________________________________

 

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

______________________________

 

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

___________________

 

 

Loved it

Looks like another all nighter for me.

Stuck in the library typing this paper and at this point I'm just making up the entire thing. Anyone have anything nice they'd like to say about Karl Marx. I'll put it in my paper just for my own amusement.

 

Going to be a lonnnnnnnng night

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