Again, be nice:

You are under arrest for impersonating a referee.

Hey can I borrow your DUI straw to put some more air in this football?

It's gonna be where? Whadda ya mean BOWLING GREEN? You gotta be kidding me ref!

You have the right to remain silent! Any call you make WILL beheld against you in the outcome of this game. You have the right to talk to the referee even though it wont help...

Now for the last time I demand to know where TheGuru is:D

Tony Danza is in the second row. We'll give you 50 bucks if you go taze her.

White hat: If I throw this ball way up in the air, can you shoot it?

 

Trooper: Are you calling me out?

 

Black hat: Please don't do it, for the love of God don't do it.

Tony Danza is in the second row. We'll give you 50 bucks if you go taze her.

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I will chip in $10.:flame:

I can get you outa here okay, but you will have to get your own coffee and doughnuts!

I heard Obama is closely monitoring the situation.

I just want to tell you that Guru does absolutely nothing at work, but he does do a lot of posting on BGP.

Will you sign this for me? Please I am your biggest fan!

Officer to white hat: C'Mon, he just wants to hold the ball during the time out!!

Trooper, " One more call like the last one and you will be pistol whipped."

 

White hat, "Yes Sir"

 

Other Guy, "Heee, I told you one day you would get us caught cheating for the public schools."