Good point.

 

Many BGP'ers have been neutered by their wives I'm sure.

 

One of the great questions of our age:

 

If a man in the forest says something and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?

^That is a question I do not think we will ever know.

I would assume that the bandages they used were made by Johnson & Johnson.

I am SO glad I belong to BGP!

I'm gratified to log on here and see I'm not the only one with a warped sense of humor. THANK YOU BGP POSTERS! :D

 

 

I guess that is why we call all of this a family, no other family would have all of us.

 

All that I can say is......"People have more fun than anybody". :jump:

If I was his attorney and the case went to trial I would be looking for an "all Male" Jury. I can't believe the Doctor cut his Junk off!!!! It hurts to laugh!!!:http://www.bluegrasspreps.com/ubb/banana.gif

One of the great questions of our age:

 

If a man in the forest says something and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?

 

That is a rhetorical question, we all know the ring on our finger constitutes that sound from our mouth is synonymous with wrong.

You know the patient is now bragging to his buddies, right?

 

"Yep. Doc got confused. He thought he was amputating my leg."

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

I haven't laughed out loud about a post on here in quite some time but that did it for me, thanks!

This guy's one "bird" short of a full nest...

Here's a serious question for a moment--the doctor amputated because he thought it was cancer? Did he go out and do a biopsy in the middle of the surgery? Everyone knows about testicular cancer, but I've never heard of ahem, penis cancer. (Sorry, I'm really not trying to be funny.)

Don't feel too safe. That Ram guy is a maverick.

I like living on the edge.:ylsuper:

Here's a serious question for a moment--the doctor amputated because he thought it was cancer? Did he go out and do a biopsy in the middle of the surgery? Everyone knows about testicular cancer, but I've never heard of ahem, penis cancer. (Sorry, I'm really not trying to be funny.)

 

THREADJACK!!!

I hope the court battle doesn't end in a hung jury. I would hate for the patient to have to go threw a trial twice.

THREADJACK!!!

Not anymore.

I hope the court battle doesn't end in a hung jury. I would hate for the patient to have to go threw a trial twice.

 

If the trial is in Greenup County, we'll never have to worry about this scenario.:laugh:

If the trial is in Greenup County, we'll never have to worry about this scenario.:laugh:

 

Um, I thought it was Hancock County...