September 25, 200818 yr Husband: My penis is in a landfillSometimes the payoffs aren't worth the lengthy set-up. But that one definitely was worth the wait! :lol::lol:
September 25, 200818 yr Sometimes the payoffs aren't worth the lengthy set-up. But that one definitely was worth the wait! :lol::lol: Like another poster said, the jokes write themselves in this thread...
September 25, 200818 yr What kind of tools do you use to remove tools? a chain (as in ball and chain)
September 25, 200818 yr You know, a surgeon in Australia is being revered for using a ping pong ball in a child's liver transplant..................................
September 25, 200818 yr :lol: I like it when the Mods get into the action..it makes me feel a bit safer. :thumb::lol:
September 25, 200818 yr There is another thread in this forum where a man was charged with assault on an officer for farting on his arrest! Lets see, you fart in the police cruiser during your arrest and this Dr. mistakingly removes a penis? :lol::lol: Only on BGP can we have two incidents like this reported and discussed at basically the same time and some wonder why I love this site. I have a new slogan...."This is the BGP news room.....we report, you decide".
September 25, 200818 yr The doctor should have consulted with the patient first. It appears to me, rather than discuss this with them first, he just went off half cocked and made the decision by himself.
September 25, 200818 yr The doctor should have consulted with the patient first. It appears to me, rather than discuss this with them first, he just went off half cocked and made the decision by himself. :lol::lol:
September 25, 200818 yr There is another thread in this forum where a man was charged with assault on an officer for farting on his arrest! Lets see, you fart in the police cruiser during your arrest and this Dr. mistakingly removes a penis? :lol::lol: Only on BGP can we have two incidents like this reported and discussed at basically the same time and some wonder why I love this site. I have a new slogan...."This is the BGP news room.....we report, you decide". Fair and balanced, that's us.
September 25, 200818 yr http://www.wkyt.com/wymtnews/headlines/29725129.html A Shelby County Couple is suing two doctors who they say amputated a man's genitals without asking him first. :scared: Now that's a "DUH!" statement if I ever read one...
September 25, 200818 yr You know the patient is now bragging to his buddies, right? "Yep. Doc got confused. He thought he was amputating my leg."
September 25, 200818 yr This just in--"Amputee's wife's chronic headaches mysteriously cured..." You know what food causes women to lose their sexual appetite, right? Wedding cake.
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