Picture taken in Texas before the hurricane hit...

Redneck Slingshot...

They say everything's bigger in Texas, even the morons...

NASA engineer, Joe Dirt, tests his newly developed hurricane safety harness.

Most people put their dog on a leash to let it play in the backyard. We just so happen to do the same with our car.

They probably don't realize that they slung a $25K rug over their $2500 car...

"Honey, I told you to tie up the dog."

Ever seen a hurricane play teatherball?

"We're just going to ride out the storm"

They probably don't realize that they slung a $25K rug over their $2500 car...

 

:lol:

This will stop the tree from blowing over.

Honey; can you please call OnStar, I can't get the rope untied.

Honey; can you please call OnStar, I can't get the rope untied.

 

:thumb: Redneck Rope = Garden Hose

 

gotta love it!

"This should stop the hose from blowing away . . . ."

Oh man, I have a great one but I think it's in violation of the rules. Tempting though. Let's just say there was a BIG misunderstanding...