I have been reading about that Lunar Eclipse, but I just don't see it?

Ref: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

 

Player: We need a live rooster to take the curse off the football and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

 

Ref:Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, Go get 'em.

 

(classic for you Baseball guys and edited, for this thread)

 

 

 

 

Oh man..........that was an awesome one. :lol:

Gods Voice "play hard my Catholic Schools"

All the Newport Catholics are praying for Heads. All the Covington Catholics are praying for Tails. All we need is one more Catholic on either side, and the coin will come down one way or the other.

"OK....OK....Simons says Look up......." Great .....Now look down......

"There goes that quarter,,,,,I knew he'd know I shorted him on my tithe"

Not a cloud in the sky, it guess it wasn't a raindrop.... :(

God why am I here?

Heads it was a completion, tails we rule it incomplete.

What do you mean?

 

 

As in, That's not funny... then everyone looks up.....not to feel werid...

Maybe you should understand what I was trying to say.

Take the personal jabs to the pm's and not the open forum.

Catch it... Catch it... Catch it... I hope I catch it!

"Hey Dave I thought you told me that the school was putting lights on this field?"

Does my nose have any boogers? or am I clean. (Sorry guys, all the good ones have already been taken)

 

Or: Man, whoever thought up the logistics for the new scoreboard sucks! (see above excuse)