Just looking for a little respect from the congregation, questioning another's place or housing arrangements in heaven or whether they will have a place is disrespect of another religion, period.

 

Just stating my opinion that I don't believe it is something to be joked about or taken lightly.

Sorry, just my opinion.

It could be worse. They could be stoning you.

Sorry, but we part ways here.

 

So be it.

Well do you? Do you think Baptists will get the biggest mansions in heaven? How about the Catholics? They're going to live in a hovel right?

 

The Baptists definitely will get the biggest mansions in heaven. This will of course upset the Catholics greatly. The Catholics therefore will PROTEST this arrangement and break away from the established HEAVEN and start their own new Catholic Heaven. In a deliciously ironic twist of fate, Catholics will then be referred to as Protestants.

Sorry, but we part ways here.

Now we know some Jews will be in heaven. Also, anyone who manages to follow the entire Levitical law without fail will be there. Won't be too many names on that list.

 

What about those who have never heard the Gospel?

I don't know about a bigger mansion but their potluck and dessert table will definately be the biggest.

^^^Our Potlucks once a month are like a "Thanksgiving dinner".

 

Wonder if the tennessee fans will make it?

IMO any one that believes in God and accepts that He sent his son to atone for our sins will be in heaven. Personally, I wish all church signs would be taken down and everyone just worshipped God. Man has made being a christian difficult by dividing beliefs and becoming sects; this is not how God intended it to be, imo.

The Baptists definitely will get the biggest mansions in heaven. This will of course upset the Catholics greatly. The Catholics therefore will PROTEST this arrangement and break away from the established HEAVEN and start their own new Catholic Heaven. In a deliciously ironic twist of fate, Catholics will then be referred to as Protestants.

 

Never anything wrong with a nice post laced with humor and history.

What will we have to argue about in heaven?

Now we know some Jews will be in heaven. Also, anyone who manages to follow the entire Levitical law without fail will be there. Won't be too many names on that list.

 

What about those who have never heard the Gospel?

 

Yes, I stand corrected on your first paragraph. I think for folks whom have never heard, they are condemned, and responsibility for that falls upon our heads.

 

If those who have never heard are saved, then there is no incentive to spread the Word.

What will we have to argue about in heaven?

 

Whether God supports public or private?

Well do you? Do you think Baptists will get the biggest mansions in heaven? How about the Catholics? They're going to live in a hovel right?

 

 

IF I make it there, I don't care if I have to live in an outhouse.

IF I make it there, I don't care if I have to live in an outhouse.

 

Actually, I hope to live in the doghouse so I won't have any adjustment period to go through as I transition from my earthly domicile to the eternal one.

Whether God supports public or private?

 

 

All I have to say is:

 

I think it's very clear that God loves Trinity more than he loves St. X. My proof? The torrential storm that He opened up on the last Trinity/X game, causing the game to be cancelled for the first time ever, knowing that it would go down as a W for Trinity.

All I have to say is:

 

I think it's very clear that God loves Trinity more than he loves St. X. My proof? The torrential storm that He opened up on the last Trinity/X game, causing the game to be cancelled for the first time ever, knowing that it would go down as a W for Trinity.

 

Current evidence would suggest that the weather is controlled by Satan. Maybe Trinity is Satan's team and he was sending the storm to prevent the inevitable 4th Quarter St. X comeback?