Guru - "Now let me get this straight, your Birdsfan, and you were driving your car when a 'flying squirrel' attacked you causing you to wreck in the parking lot"

 

Birdsfan - "I swear that is what happened, aske Run To State"

Guru - "Now let me get this straight, your Birdsfan, and you were driving your car when a 'flying squirrel' attacked you causing you to wreck in the parking lot"

 

Birdsfan - "I swear that is what happened, aske Run To State"

:lol: :lol:

:banana: Did somebody say threesome?:banana:

:banana: Did somebody say threesome?:banana:

:laugh:

"But Pa the manual said it was a 'compact car'"

Guru - "Now let me get this straight, your Birdsfan, and you were driving your car when a 'flying squirrel' attacked you causing you to wreck in the parking lot"

 

Birdsfan - "I swear that is what happened, aske Run To State"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ding ...Ding......Ding!!! Winner, Winer Chicken Dinner!! :ylsuper: :ylsuper:

But Occifer.... Hiccup......I haven't ......Hiccup .. dropped a drink all day. :sssh: :sssh:

You laught but this just happened to me.

 

 

I was sitting in the car waiting for my son to come out of the store when this lady pulled up to the passenger side soo close that my son just looked and thought what now. She had to be 3 inches from my passenger door and 3 inches or less from the driver side door on the other side of her car from the next car. She could not get out of her car if the National Guard was there but hey, she got a parking space. Needless to say,I had to pull out to let my son get in the car, all the time I'm looking at her like she is and Idiot and my son is apologizing to her as if we did something wrong.

 

OK, he took the high road and I was just like what is wrong with this person.

 

So that day I learned that my work is done, it is time for my kids to start taking care of me.

The car said, "I think I can, I think I can, OH No I can't!"

 

Officer, I was trying to beat that lying battle-axe over there to the Bingo Hall, she always gets my lucky machine and lucky table and lucky chair.....:lol:

"I decided to get that space no matter what!"

LOOK!!!! PH just learned to park a car!!!

LOOK!!!! PH just learned to park a car!!!

 

I don't know whether it's ok to laugh or not... :lol:

I don't know whether it's ok to laugh or not... :lol:

 

:lol: :lol: Laugh, he did!!!!

"Some people take the I-Net site My Space way too seriously"

So that is how they make compact cars!!