June 8, 200719 yr Author My dog is my 3rd child. An my oldest two children are convinced I love him more than either of them. On a not-so-funny note, I'm firmly convinced that without him, I'd be in the throes of empty-nest-syndrome depression. He's a constant source of amusement to me, and although he'll never be the best behaved dog in the world, I wouldn't trade him for any other dog (or kid ) He's treated like a little prince in my house (well...by me....my kids treat him like an interloper:irked: ). My favorites of the above list are: 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
June 8, 200719 yr #11 is great. #7. I do know of a dog that used to drink beer rather frequently:dancingpa
June 8, 200719 yr My dog is my 3rd child. An my oldest two children are convinced I love him more than either of them. On a not-so-funny note, I'm firmly convinced that without him, I'd be in the throes of empty-nest-syndrome depression. He's a constant source of amusement to me, and although he'll never be the best behaved dog in the world, I wouldn't trade him for any other dog (or kid ) He's treated like a little prince in my house (well...by me....my kids treat him like an interloper:irked: ). My favorites of the above list are: 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. My Angel got me through 4 years of college, a mean boyfriend, a near depression, the death of one of my closest friends, and my most recent and worst broken heart. I can't imagine going through any of that without her. She's a great judge of character. She's always close by when I'm sick. She makes me laugh when I need it most. She licks my tears when I cry. She loves me unconditionally.
June 8, 200719 yr To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets. 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Usually come when called. 5. Never drive your car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't wear your clothes 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, AND 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children When did you start doing that?
June 8, 200719 yr Author When did you start doing that? :lol: See??? If I didn't have kids, I'd have my car to drive!
June 8, 200719 yr :lol: See??? If I didn't have kids, I'd have my car to drive! That could be scary!! Good thing you have kids.
June 8, 200719 yr :lol: See??? If I didn't have kids, I'd have my car to drive! CAR? You seriously think that hunk-o-rust-on-wheels meets all the qualifications to be considered an actual "car?"
June 8, 200719 yr Author CAR? You seriously think that hunk-o-rust-on-wheels meets all the qualifications to be considered an actual "car?" Hey! Rust is not the main issue with the rockmobile! :lol:
June 8, 200719 yr Hey! Rust is not the main issue with the rockmobile! :lol: Yeah, the rust is the good part! I can say with near certainty that, the only thing that hasn't been replaced (at least once) in that car is...the driver.
June 8, 200719 yr To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets. 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Usually come when called. 5. Never drive your car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't wear your clothes 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, AND 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children Nice one RM!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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