Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant

This is a good one.

 

 

Lloyd Carr Michigan team is on the Ohio State 15 yard line in the closing seconds of a game down 21-17 and Lloyd prays for inspiration.

 

He looks to the heavens and says "Lord Jesus, what play should I call?" Jesus answers, "Throw a flat pass to the right".

 

Lloyd calls the play and it is intercepted and returned all the way for a touchdown giving Ohio State the win.

 

Lloyd falls to his knees and once again looks up to the heavens and says "Jesus, why did you call that play?"

 

Jesus pauses and says, "Hey Woody, why did we call that play again?"

Did you hear that the Ohio $tate University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books yet!

 

 

Two tO$U football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Wolverine proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"

 

 

A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery, when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an Ohio $tate graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"

This is a good one.

 

 

Lloyd Carr Michigan team is on the Ohio State 15 yard line in the closing seconds of a game down 21-17 and Lloyd prays for inspiration.

 

He looks to the heavens and says "Lord Jesus, what play should I call?" Jesus answers, "Throw a flat pass to the right".

 

Lloyd calls the play and it is intercepted and returned all the way for a touchdown giving Ohio State the win.

 

Lloyd falls to his knees and once again looks up to the heavens and says "Jesus, why did you call that play?"

 

Jesus pauses and says, "Hey Woody, why did we call that play again?"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This one was great, I loved it.

I have to say that all odf these are pretty funny but as of right now anyway Mcpapa has to win the prize.:ylsuper: followed by GT even if the were from the Meat-Chicken side.

The biggest Joke in that place up North is Lloyd Carr!!

Ohio State was playing Michigan a few years back.

 

Woody Hayes had the game in hand when the Buckeyes scored once more, and went for two instead of kicking an extra point.

 

When asked after the game why he went for two, Hayes responded, "Cause I couldn't go for 3!"

 

Go Buckeyes!!!

It is true that Loyd Carr will only be dressing 22 Michigan players Saturday vs. Ohio State. The rest have learned to dress themselves.

Michigan played Ohio State and after the game, players were answering questions from the press.

 

One reporter noticed the entire defensive team, were shaking their heads during the game and so he asked a LB after the game, how he liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but I just couldn't understand why we were killing each other over 25 cents."

 

Dumbfounded, the reporter asked, "What do you mean?"

 

The LB said "Well, some guy in a striped shirt flipped a coin, Ohio State won it and then for the rest of the game, our coaches kept screaming: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!

 

"We were like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents"

 

Michigan played Ohio State and after the game, players were answering questions from the press.

 

One reporter noticed the entire defensive team, were shaking their heads during the game and so he asked a LB after the game, how he liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but I just couldn't understand why we were killing each other over 25 cents."

 

Dumbfounded, the reporter asked, "What do you mean?"

 

The LB said "Well, some guy in a striped shirt flipped a coin, Ohio State won it and then for the rest of the game, our coaches kept screaming: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!

 

"We were like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents"

 

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For the Michigan fans...

 

For the Michigan fans...

 

:dancingpa :dancingpa :dancingpa

-What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?

 

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"

 

 

 

-A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of

work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave

him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store."

"But, I'm a Ohio State graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I

even played football there!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me

the broom, I better show you how."

Twas the night before game time,

 

And all round the shoe,

 

Not a creature was sleeping,

 

They were screaming Beat Blue.

 

The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care

 

In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the air.

 

Drunken and crazy and burning their beds,

 

While visions of kick off danced through their heads.

 

When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter,

 

I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter.

 

When there in the sky, in a Coupe DeVille sleigh,

 

Was Woody Hayes decked out in scarlet and gray.

 

He looked on the crowd that was gathered around,

 

And said that he heard that a game was in town.

 

I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck.

 

Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan Sucks!

I am not an OSU fan but I like this.

General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish." "Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?" After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."