I'll Start if off.

Why did Mrs Schembechler always put Bo's Cheerios on a plate?

 

Because if they were in a Bowl he'd lose them. :jump:

 

 

 

 

 

One more.

How do you get a Meat-Chicken Grad off your front porch?

 

Pay him for the Pizza! :lol:

 

 

 

Go Bucks! Beat Blue!

I'll be fair.........

 

 

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?

A: A visitor.

 

Q: What does the average Ohio State student get on his SAT?

A: Drool

 

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan grad?

A: Six more weeks of bad football.

 

Q: How many Ohio State Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a Junior course.

 

Big Finish

 

A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?

 

Grease the door jamb and push.

Maurice Clarett is an Ohio $tate JOKE...

The problem with these jokes is that they aren't specific, you can apply them to any school just by subsituting the school's name.

Mo Cla walks into a bar.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he pulls a gun and tries to rob someone of their CELL PHONE... :lol: :lol:

 

Only a Buckeye could be so stupid...

Q: Why do Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

 

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

NEWS FLASH: Hang on to any of the new State of Ohio quarters. If you have them, they may be a collector’s item due it’s unique design. The U.S. Treasury Announced today that it is recalling all the Ohio quarters produced at OSU. Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday..."This action is being taken after numerous reports that new Ohio quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones or other coin-operated devices." Shackleford continued on .. "The problem lies in the design of the Ohio quarter, created by a top-notched Ohio State graduate student. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices." AND FOR OTHER BREAKING NEWS FROM COLUMBUS ... An Ohio State football player was nearly killed in a horrible horseback riding accident. He was thrown off the horse and almost got trampled. Thank God the K-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.

What is the only sign of relief after driving through Columbus?

"Ann Arbor 191 miles"

 

 

GO BLUE

Q: What do you say to a O$U player in a 3 piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise?

 

Someone better hurry up and cool GT off. He is on fire.:fire:

 

Someone better hurry up and cool GT off. He is on fire.:fire:

I'm doing all I can to not talk about the game... :lol:

I double-checked the "new" rules and assume since this is a joke thread- i'm okay.

 

 

Why do all the trees in Ohio lean north?

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Because Michigan sucks!

Q: What do you say to a O$U player in a 3 piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise?

I heard that one about a UC Men's Basketball Player under Bob Huggins.