I guess Oriental Carp is completely out of the question, then.

This is a joke, right?!

This was a much needed laugh!! Especially since it's Monday.

There are so many jokes that could be told in this thread that I'm about to short circuit.

That's the state that elected a washed up comedy writer senator and a steroid addled former wrestler governor. Their stupidity is boundless.

If this thread is for real, then God help us all.

Good thing the Black Carp are from China and not Africa.

 

Weren't we all black carp at one time?

Weren't we all black carp at one time?

 

Depends on who you ask.

Depends on who you ask.

 

I swear I thought they were from Egypt….

Guess one of the carp called the senator to complain.