May 28, 201511 yr We had a company Christmas party and half the workers wore ties and the other half came..let's say casual. One guy wore a shirt to the Christmas party that said "F_dge Yo_" and then underneath it, it says would you like to buy a vowel. Only it didn't say fudge but the real thing. Who wears that to a Christmas party?
May 28, 201511 yr I had a shirt when I was in the Navy (30+ years ago) that read - Furious Underwater Commie Killers - It was four lines and the first letter of each word lined up No way I'd wear that now.
May 28, 201511 yr Back when I was in HS I was on vacation in Hilton Head and talked my mom into buying me one of those "Liquor upfront and Poker in the Rear" shirts.
May 28, 201511 yr Saw a guy yesterday he was about 5'6" and had a shirt that said "I'm Huge in Japan"
May 28, 201511 yr You wear that in public?! Usually on a good drinking night; bars, concert, boating etc.
May 28, 201511 yr I have a shirt that reads "These O's Ain't Royal" I also have one that reads "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Cancer"
May 28, 201511 yr My buddy had a pretty funny one when we were in college. It had a cartoon picture of a house wife (50's era), in an apron standing by the kitchen sink. In the kitchen sink was an animal, specifically a beaver, that she was using a razor to remove it's hair. The bubble caption above her head said, "Men make the most unusual requests."
May 28, 201511 yr I've seen this one before: feel in the quotes becuase I would like to stay around here. I date crack "ladies of the night" because drunk "easy women" have such high standards.
May 28, 201511 yr I saw a pretty wild one over the weekend but I don't think I can post it here. My kids had a few questions about it. It had to do with words that rhyme with gas and ended with "No one rides for free" All Time Classic: I use this one on occassion around the BirdHouse :jump:
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