Love this dude. :lol2: :lol2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQWbEeJlhfo

"Thanks to Obamacare people are still allowed to have healthcare if they happen to lose their job. You're welcome senate democrats."

On Bernie Sanders: "Apparently people want a pot smoking socialist in the White House. We could get a third Obama term after all." :lol2: :lol2:

Those correspondents' dinners are usually pretty daggone funny.

Good stuff.

I wonder if they booked Cecily Strong before she got axed from Weekend Update on SNL?

 

Always funny stuff.

He's a better roaster than President.

"Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst President of his lifetime. Which is interesting because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of MY lifetime."

 

:lol2:

"Which is surprising because usually the only people impersonating journalists on CNN are journalists on CNN."

On Biden:

 

"We've gotten so close, there's some places in Indiana that won't serve us pizza anymore."

"The polar vortex caused such record lows that they renamed it MSNBC" :lol2:

"And Donald Trump is here...............Still!"

He destroyed Martin O'Malley lol

"Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst President of his lifetime. Which is interesting because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of MY lifetime."

 

:lol2:

 

How true.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim, socialist, Kenyan president? The joke Obama can?t stop telling. - The Washington Post

 

The short version:

 

A socialist, a Muslim and a Kenyan walk into a bar. The bartender says good evening Mr. President.