November 21, 201411 yr She is either a lot smarter or a lot dumber than me. I don't even know what that means. Jaden is a boy.
November 21, 201411 yr Serious question: what weird books did these kids get hold of that they're now drawing from to get this stuff. It reminds me of when Madonna started talking about how she was studying Jewish mysticism and thought she was really onto something even though she'd never studied the Torah or the Talmud to have any frame of reference for what the mystics were all about. The "if babies could talk" line is one of the most profoundly asinine things I've ever read... and I've read books by Dan Brown. Are you trying to tell me that Mary Magdalene wasn't...?
November 21, 201411 yr Jaden is a boy. Yeah, I noticed that. Threw me off that the girl had the shaved head and the boy had the long hair.
November 21, 201411 yr I can hear his proud papa now. "Yes, Jaden. Yes...most trees are blue." He needs to smack the stupid out of his kid.
November 21, 201411 yr Willow's debut album went Platinum, I believe... Really? That amazes me. Any idea how she "whip's her hair" now that she doesn't have any?
November 21, 201411 yr JADEN: When babies are born, their soft spots bump: It has, like, a heartbeat in it. That’s because energy is coming through their body, up and down. WILLOW: Prana energy. Actually, holmes, that's not "like, a hearbeat" it IS a frigging heartbeat.
November 21, 201411 yr Please. Two kids with no clue of what the real world is. They are worst a case scenario of screwed up: 1) Rich 2) Privileged 3) Home Schooled 4) Overindulged 5) Scientologist Any one, or perhaps two of these factors can be overlooked if presented on is own, but with all forces combined, we are certainly looking at a worst case scenario.
November 21, 201411 yr Actually, holmes, that's not "like, a hearbeat" it IS a frigging heartbeat. That's just what the Man tries to sell you. Those who have seen beyond our prison of consciousness, the true Time Warriors, know that it's prana energy.
November 21, 201411 yr That's just what the Man tries to sell you. Those who have seen beyond our prison of consciousness, the true Time Warriors, know that it's prana energy. :lol2: Is "prana energy" the scientologist term for energy expended by the beating of the human heart?
November 21, 201411 yr :lol2: Is "prana energy" the scientologist term for energy expended by the beating of the human heart? According to Wikipedia, it's a yoga/Sanskrit term that means exactly that. These kids are geniuses. Smiths: "We don't drink water. It's bad for you." Interviewer: "Don't you need water to live?" Smiths: "No. You need agua to live." Interviewer: "That's just a Spanish word for water." [All heads explode]
November 21, 201411 yr According to Wikipedia, it's a yoga/Sanskrit term that means exactly that. These kids are geniuses. Smiths: "We don't drink water. It's bad for you." Interviewer: "Don't you need water to live?" Smiths: "No. You need agua to live." Interviewer: "That's just a Spanish word for water." [All heads explode] ...and apparently I speak Sanskrit.
November 21, 201411 yr Not happy I delved back into this thread. I just looked up that book that Jaden said he was reading and now I've been on Wikipedia learning about sacred geometry for 15 minutes.
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