"Mr Bad Example" by one of my all-time favorites- Warren Zevon.

 

 

I started as an alter boy, working at the church

Learning all my holy moves, doing some research

Which led me to a cash box, labeled "Children's Fund"

I'd leave the change, and tuck the bills inside my cummerbund

 

 

I got a part-time job at my father's carpet store

Laying tackless stripping, and housewives by the score

I loaded up their furniture, and took it to Spokane

And auctioned off every last naugahyde divan

 

 

I'm very well aquainted with the seven deadly sins

I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in

I'm proud to be a glutton, and I don't have time for sloth

I'm greedy, and I'm angry, and I don't care who I cross

 

 

I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt

I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt

I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me

I'll live to be a hundred, and go down in infamy

 

 

Of course I went to law school and took a law degree

And counseled all my clients to plead insanity

Then worked in hair replacement, swindling the bald

Where very few are chosen, and fewer still are called

 

 

Then on to Monte Carlo to play chemin de fer

I threw away the fortune I made transplanting hair

I put my last few francs down on a prostitute

Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute

 

 

Whereupon I stole her passport and her wig

And headed for the airport and the midnight flight, you dig?

And fourteen hours later I was down in Adelaide

Looking through the want ads sipping Fosters in the shade

 

 

I opened up an agency somewhere down the line

To hire aboriginals to work the opal mines

But I attached their wages and took a whopping cut

And whisked away their workman's comp and pauperized the lot

 

 

I'm Mr. Bad Example, intruder in the dirt

I like to have a good time, and I don't care who gets hurt

I'm Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me

I'll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy

 

 

I bought a first class ticket on Malaysian Air

And landed in Sri Lanka none the worse for wear

I'm thinking of retiring from all my dirty deals

I'll see you in the next life, wake me up for meals

Time Machine - Grand Funk Railroad

 

 

 

or Heartbreaker

 

Grand Funk Railroad -- Heartbreaker -- 1974 - YouTube

Let me put my love into you- AC/DC :banana:

Ride of the Valkyries -- Wagner

 

"Bad as I want to be"- 2 Live Crew :watching:

 

or

 

"The Stroke"- Billy Squire :ylsuper:

Aaron Harrison's would be that AC DC Classic...Big Balls!

Time Machine - Grand Funk Railroad

 

 

 

or Heartbreaker

 

Grand Funk Railroad -- Heartbreaker -- 1974 - YouTube

 

I had forgotten how great that opening riff is. Excellent choice. :thumb:

Tesla - Edison's Medicine.....the opening always, "fire's" me up.

 

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I know what Cozart, Ondresek, Marshall, and Hoover's walk up song should be: " Did you have a bad day" They all suck!

There is nothing like bases loaded and you here the violin intro from what follows. Everybody in the stadium gets to their feet and cheer, because we all know who's coming up. When the guitars kick in they announce "Coming to the plate ... third baseman ... number 3 ... Evan Longoria." I really like the way they do that.

 

Louie Louie !!

Me? I already have one, not that I particularly like it. I've had it played when entering birthday parties, wedding rehearsal dinners, wedding receptions, reunions, even professional events. Those who know my real name, will know what it is.

As a closer I'd go with:

 

Voodoo-Godsmack

 

At the Plate:

 

Only the Young-Journey

Tonight-Seether

Lunatic Fringe-Red Rider

 

It'd be a tough call amongst the three.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

lawildcats would be The Lumberjack by Jackyl

 

I don't think I know that song....