December 17, 201213 yr :lol::lol::lol: HT's post was evidently three times more humorous than mine. Meatloaf and red cabbage for you tonight, young man.
December 17, 201213 yr HT's post was evidently three times more humorous than mine. Meatloaf and red cabbage for you tonight, young man. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
December 17, 201213 yr Are you guys serious? Santa's not real? ????????? but hes already left me presents under the tree? How can he not be real?
December 17, 201213 yr :lol::lol::lol::lol: That's more like it. Perhaps there will be a fire truck under the tree this year.
December 17, 201213 yr ^ That old joke...4 stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
December 17, 201213 yr ^ That old joke...4 stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. I'm hopelessly stuck at 3.5
December 17, 201213 yr Honestly, no person ever told me. I think my parents just assumed I knew. Same with the birds and the bees talk. Some unfinished business and lack of important information growing up bugatti.
December 17, 201213 yr Honestly, no person ever told me. I think my parents just assumed I knew. Same with the birds and the bees talk. Some unfinished business and lack of important information growing up bugatti. So...there's this stork....
December 17, 201213 yr So...there's this stork.... From ages 7-19 Cinemax at 11:00 p.m. taught me all I needed to know.
December 17, 201213 yr I used to find the empty boxes of my Santa gifts hidden in the basement. Eventually I said 1+1=2 and told my parents to stop the charade. I was 7. My sister who is 5 years my junior lasted until she was 9 or 10. Can't remember which.
December 18, 201213 yr ^ That old joke...4 stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. The four stages of life: 1. First you forget names 2. Then you forget faces. 3. Then you forget to pull your zipper up. 4. Then you forget to pull your zipper down.
December 18, 201213 yr As if that's not bad enough... ... The three stages of life: 1. Tri-weekly 2. Try weekly 3. Try weakly
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