VP - Habib - I need someone who mostly agrees with me and can also help make me look smarter.

 

Secretary of State - Rockmom - in my mind nobody would be better suited to represent our country in international affairs.

Secretary of the Treasury - Clyde - the man knows his money.

Secretary of Defense - Peprock - he has forgotten more about the military than I'll ever know.

Attorney General - Getslow - for two people with similar interests we surprisingly are on different sides from time-to-time. I feel he would be quite fair.

Secretary of the Interior - Jim Schue - I think he would be perfectly suited for watching out for our natural resources. Jim really takes pride in enjoying the natural world. Plus he'd come back with some fantastic pictures and the cabinet BBQ's would be talked about for years.

Secretary of Agriculture - plantmanky - with that avatar is there any other choice?

Secretary of Commerce - PurplePride92 - our union worker. I think we need a guy who can see both sides (and take bribes ).

Secretary of Labor - Randy Parker - who better suited for maintaining fair labor laws than a six-year old boy?

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Birdsfan- one of the most caring and compassionate people I know. Inside or outside of BGP.

Secretary of Education - 85BearsFan - who else do you want educating our youth than Denzel Sausageton's father?*

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Colonels_Wear_Blue - this is his expertise and he would do a phenomenal job.

Secretary of Transportation - bugatti - more bike lanes and running paths now!

Secretary of Energy - HT/UKMF - to be honest, I have to have the rest of my Twitter crew on here and there isn't a Secretary of Social Media...yet!

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - leatherneck - as a former member of the military he knows how our military feels plus I need someone in here to write my speeches.

Secretary of Homeland Security - RTS - there would be ZERO worries about national security with him in charge!

 

 

*My truthful answer is mcpapa. He may not have been an educator but he raised two outstanding academics and I feel he would be greatly suited for this.

Edited May 31, 201214 yr by formerkywrestler

I nominate myself for:

 

Secretary of Defense

 

Secretary of Education

 

Director of the ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms)

You always were bad luck. :lol:

 

Ran out of gas with you twice...2 wrecks with Mr. Lee, plus several,tickets with him...you may be right!

 

I recall at least 1 or 2 other occasions I was with you that you ran out of gas.

 

Care to explain? This sounds good.

Care to explain? This sounds good.

 

Not much to tell, really. When I was a young fella, I was notorious for driving on fumes. LCD often rode shotgun with me & paid the price.

 

Good times. Good times. :lol:

VP - Habib - I need someone who mostly agrees with me and can also help make me look smarter.

 

Secretary of State - Rockmom - in my mind nobody would be better suited to represent our country in international affairs.

Secretary of the Treasury - Clyde - the man knows his money.

Secretary of Defense - Peprock - he has forgotten more about the military than I'll ever know.

Attorney General - Getslow - for two people with similar interests we surprisingly are on different sides from time-to-time. I feel he would be quite fair.

Secretary of the Interior - Jim Schue - I think he would be perfectly suited for watching out for our natural resources. Jim really takes pride in enjoying the natural world. Plus he'd come back with some fantastic pictures and the cabinet BBQ's would be talked about for years.

Secretary of Agriculture - plantmanky - with that avatar is there any other choice?

Secretary of Commerce - PurplePride92 - our union worker. I think we need a guy who can see both sides (and take bribes ).

Secretary of Labor - Randy Parker - who better suited for maintaining fair labor laws than a six-year old boy?

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Birdsfan- one of the most caring and compassionate people I know. Inside or outside of BGP.

Secretary of Education - 85BearsFan - who else do you want educating our youth than Denzel Sausageton's father?*

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Colonels_Wear_Blue - this is his expertise and he would do a phenomenal job.

Secretary of Transportation - bugatti - more bike lanes and running paths now!

Secretary of Energy - HT/UKMF - to be honest, I have to have the rest of my Twitter crew on here and there isn't a Secretary of Social Media...yet!

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - leatherneck - as a former member of the military he knows how our military feels plus I need someone in here to write my speeches.

Secretary of Homeland Security - RTS - there would be ZERO worries about national security with him in charge!

 

 

*My truthful answer is mcpapa. He may not have been an educator but he raised two outstanding academics and I feel he would be greatly suited for this.

 

 

I will warn you though, as pragmatic as I can be I also will likely initiate certain projects simply because they are awesome...

I will warn you though, as pragmatic as I can be I also will likely initiate certain projects simply because they are awesome...

Which is the other reason you were chosen.

VP- Getslow: While we don’t agree on everything our minds work in a very similar fashion, therefore I trust him...not sure why now that I think about it. Besides he is more compassionate than I am. :eyeonyou:

 

Secretary of State- Rockmom: Let’s face it who doesn’t like rockmom? She would be the perfect person to represent us with foreign leaders.

 

Secretary of the Treasury- Watusi: I would trust him with our nation’s money in a heartbeat

 

Secretary of Defense- Run To State: The dude knows his weapons and I can’t imagine anyone who would be more excited to have access to all the sweet weapons the U.S. arsenal has to offer(other than me of course).

 

Attorney General- Hearsay: I would trust him in a hearbeat here. Besides if he ever needed a hand he could get LN and Getslow to help. That’s a dream team I would want in my court

 

Secretary of the Interior- Formerkywrestler: Who better to handle this job than a fellow libertarian?

 

Secretary of Agriculture- Plantmanky: I am going to go with formerkywrestler’s reasoning here. :walk:

 

Secretary of Commerce- Clyde: The man knows his money and I have no doubt that he could keep things running smoothly.

 

Secretary of Labor- Habib: Mostly because I can’t believe I left him out of here until now. :confused:

 

Secretary of Health and Human Services- Acemona: Although he and I don’t agree on much, I think he would be perfect for this one

 

Secretary of Education- Goldsunrise: With her educational experience I would be an utter fool not to pick her.

 

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development- PurplePride92: I have faith in his ability to connect with people in regards to revitalizing our urban landscapes.

 

Secretary of Transportation- Bugatti: Veyrons for everyone!!!!!! :banana:

 

Secretary of Energy- True Blue and Gold: After multiple discussions regarding energy policy in the U.S. there is no one on here that I feel would do as good of a job on this as she would.

 

Secretary of Veterans Affairs- Leatherneck: I don’t think I really even need to qualify this, I mean seriously folks, Leatherneck! :thumb:

 

Secretary of Homeland Security- Guru: With his law enforcement background I can think of no one better suited. Besides with the experience he has in trying to tame a bunch of monkeys with screen names (us for those who don’t know) I think he could easily handle homeland security. :bunny:

Which is the other reason you were chosen.

 

Sweeeeet!!!! :dancingpa

Wow with this kinda support, maybe I should consider running for KY Sec of AG in 2013!

Wow with this kinda support, maybe I should consider running for KY Sec of AG in 2013!

 

 

You'd be better than Ritchie Farmer.

Vice President-Hammertime-two Kobe guys running the show means Kobe gets the Medal of Freedom and a holiday. And Anthony Davis is a Laker. Because we said so.

 

 

Secretary of State-Randy Parker-I always wanted my own good ole boy network. He'll help get the conservatives on my side also.

 

 

Secretary of the Treasury-Clizzy-what can I say. No brainer. The man knows money. Now he gets insider tips. Mo money. Mo money. Mo money.

 

Secretary of Defense-Run to State-yet another no brainer-he'll blast when he has to. Word. Another appointment that'll have the conservatives eating out of my hand.

 

Attorney General-FKYW-the good old boy network continues. We running thangs....legalize it....

 

Secretary of the Interior-mcpapa-I saw something about natural resources on this one. I really don't know what it does but mcpapa always struck me as a nature guy so he seems to fit this one.

 

Secretary of Agriculture-plantmanky-no brainer. If you need tvs in March or want to go drive by deer hunting just holler at me. I got you.

 

Secretary of Commerce-Habib-this sounds important and I am trying to keep my good ole boy network intact. We are running thangs. I can't stress that enough.

 

Secretary of Labor-MJ24-yep. The good ole boy network strikes again. He'll also be appointed to always be on my basketball team when we play pickup games. The man has been stroking it from deep for the last few weeks. And I'll need a reliable drinking buddy.

 

Secretary of Health and Human Services-Spindoc-he is a doctor so I know he knows his health and human services. Plus he gave me a cush job so I gotta hook him up too.

 

Secretary of Education-Gold Sunrise-retired teacher. Another no brainer. We can schedule Education Conventions every year in Lexington in mid-March and stay in the Hyatt(best rooms tax money can buy) and maybe check out some Sweet 16 tourney I hear about.

 

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development-Rockmom-she runs hotels and she is a democrat(raging liberal) so I know that her and I together will make sure everybody has welfare and a nice warm home in the hood. With maid service. *Acemona will be her #2 guy. These two together will do big things.

 

Secretary of Transportation-Getslow-he'll get that high speed train system up and running like it should be. See...my good ole boy network not only runs thangs but we do big thangs too. Word.

 

Secretary of Energy-theGuru-I have to have something for G that won't take up too much of his time so he can keep BGP going so we can still argue on here daily.

 

Secretary of Veterans Affairs-Leatherneck-despite the fact that we agree on absolutely nothing(including high school football) I don't think there is anyone better suited for this job. He also provides balance for my cabinet full of my very own good ole boy network.

 

Secretary of Homeland Security-85BearsFan-he has two black 9s named Kunta and Kinte because they are as black as ever. Has the country ever been safer? Word. Keeps my good ole boy network intact also.

 

 

White House Press Secretary-Jim Schue-while not a member of the cabinet I'll need JS to keep the media in check and I guarantee that after one press conference with JS the media will not fool with anyone in my cabinet or me. After they realize they can't win or get the answers they want from JS all press conferences will be short and sweet.

 

Personal assistant-mountainref-I need somebody to carry my bags and shoot off my text messages when I take my bi-monthly vacations.

You'd be better than Ritchie Farmer.

...and 1000x more qualified.

...and 1000x more qualified.

 

But did he play basketball for UK?

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development-Rockmom-she runs hotels and she is a democrat(raging liberal) so I know that her and I together will make sure everybody has welfare and a nice warm home in the hood. With maid service.

:lol: :lol:

 

Water meet desk...