But did he play basketball for UK?

...so he is missing one key requirement. The real question is, can he grow a '70's pornstar 'stache?

...so he is missing one key requirement. The real question is, can he grow a '70's pornstar 'stache?

 

 

That is a good point. With great mustache comes great responsibility.

That is a good point. With great mustache comes great responsibility.

Exactly. Now that we've touched on this it's imperative before nominations we discover how qualified plantman is in this key requirement.

Exactly. Now that we've touched on this it's imperative before nominations we discover how qualified plantman is in this key requirement.

 

So how about it plantman? You can grow plants, but can you grow a 'stache epic enough for the job?

So how about it plantman? You can grow plants, but can you grow a 'stache epic enough for the job?

 

Idk never tried, first time for everything I guess.

Idk never tried, first time for everything I guess.

 

This is important!!! We need to know!

Wait how am I going to explain it to the girlfriend........

 

Girlfriend: "whats that on your face?"

 

me: "What this?"

 

Girlfriend: "Yes that!"

 

me: "ummm well BGP nation thinks I should run for Sec. of Ag, and that I need a stache epic enough for the job"

Wait how am I going to explain it to the girlfriend........

 

Girlfriend: "whats that on your face?"

 

me: "What this?"

 

Girlfriend: "Yes that!"

 

me: "ummm well BGP nation thinks I should run for Sec. of Ag, and that I need a stache epic enough for the job"

 

I fail to see how that isn't sufficient. :lol:

I fail to see how that isn't sufficient. :lol:

 

Her response via text

girlfriend: "oh no you are not!"

 

me: "Why not?"

 

girlfriend: "fine, grow that nastyness on your face, you and BGP can have fun sleeping on the couch"

 

lol

Her response via text

girlfriend: "oh no you are not!"

 

me: "Why not?"

 

girlfriend: "fine, grow that nastyness on your face, you and BGP can have fun sleeping on the couch"

 

lol

 

 

What you do is hide it. Grow a big bushy beard then shave around it. Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

Her response via text

girlfriend: "oh no you are not!"

 

me: "Why not?"

 

girlfriend: "fine, grow that nastyness on your face, you and BGP can have fun sleeping on the couch"

 

lol

Don't sweat it, you can spend your time poaching deer and watching basketball on flatscreens in every room, keeping up with BGP on your new laptop(s).

Secretary of State – PP92: As the first cabinet position in the presidential line of succession I’ll need someone who most closely shares my vision for the country. I’ll also need someone to hit the bars with when visiting foreign countries. He seems like a worthy candidate.

Secretary of the Treasury – Leatherneck: He knows finance and usually keeps me honest. And I’ll need someone to keep me honest when I try to appropriate the country’s finances into my own bank account and buy an island in French Polynesia.

Secretary of Defense – Peprock01: I think his status as SecDef will be deterrent enough. I can’t fathom the depravity his mind might unleash if that deterrent fails.

Attorney General – fmkyw: Because I barely want to see any laws enforced, and when they are I want them enforced in a completely uneven and bizarre fashion. Much like the good Dr. Thompson would have done.

Secretary of the Interior – CWB: It’s high time this country took Frisbee golf seriously.

Secretary of Agriculture – coldweatherfan: He’s from Kentucky and apparently likes cold weather. Qualified enough in my book. I don’t know what these people do besides dole out subsidies, so he can rein that in.

Secretary of Commerce – Getslow: I imagine this is one of the positions that might require competency and he’s a 1%er of intelligence on this board. Then again, I don’t know how much a compliment that is. :lol:

Secretary of Labor – mcpapa: He’s retired and I enjoy the contradiction. Besides, he reads enough for both of us. I’m sure he can figure it out.

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Hatz: Seems like a nice and caring person.

Secretary of Education – TB&G: It goes without saying but she’s a passionate educator and always has intelligent ideas.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – RTS: This is punishment for disagreeing with me. :lol:

Secretary of Transportation – bugatti: Level-headed guy. Plus with all the running, biking, and swimming he does he should be very eager to utilize modern forms of travel.

Secretary of Energy – rockmom: Another position that might require competence and I’ll need a progressive (socialist? ) vision for the future here.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Clizzy: He impressed with the initiative on the AL donations, imagine what he could do for the vets.

Secretary of Homeland Security – Randy Paker: He used his Secret Society decoder ring to solve the coded message sent out by Ovaltine. Seriously, he makes me laugh all the time and I can’t think of a department that is in more need of a good sense of humor.

Czar of Funk - Jim Schue: I think this goes without saying.

Assistant Czar of Funk- ADopted ADmiral: I'm just going to need good tunes if I'm in the White House.

Czar of Sports – Hammer Time : I think this goes without saying.

Secretary of Agriculture Whoever Richie Farmer is on here

 

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Czar of Funk - Jim Schue

 

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If I'm elected I'm immediately resigning, taking my pension and book deals and going home. Don't need the headaches. Since I have to have a VP to run and win I'll take Mtn Ref. Let him field the questions about his birth certificate, college grades and suspected Muslim connection.