May 31, 201214 yr To help prove I'm not serious all of the time just most of the time (and some of my selections are very serious): VP:Habib. Displays a lot of logic and thought in his posts. We look at issues differently, but I wouldn't want a yes man as my VP; rather I'd want someone who would help me see all the issues and angles before I made a decision. Secretary of State:TonyDanza. Has a nice blend of charm and forcefulness. Besides, she'd have the male chavaunists leaders of other countries eating out of her hand. Secretary of the Treasury: Toots for obvious reasons. Priority 1 would be to reform the tax code, placing emphasis on the elimination of the double tax paid by C corps. He'll be up to the task. Secretary of Defense: John Dunhoff. This position has to be filled with a Marine (sorry PepRock. You can be an undersecretary with responsibility for weapons development). Attorney General: Hearsay. Very, very good legal mind. Secretary of the Interior:Henry. Someone has to keep the interior of the White House clean and organized. What? That's not what the Secretary of Interior is responsible for? Uh on. Going to then have to go with my buddy Family Tradition. Not into politics but the man sure loves the outdoors. The wolves reintroduction program will be ended immediately. I like Bison (to eat) and Family Tradition will do a great job as the Sec of the Interior making sure the WH always plenty on hand. Will never fricking be able to get in touch with him on weekends, as he'll always be fishing at some locale with poor cell phone coverage. Secretary of Agriculture: Got to go with plantman here, following formerkywrestler's logic. Hope the user name used is for edible type plants and not industrial plants though. Secretary of Commerce: Bugatti. His pragmatic posts just lead me to believe he'd do a great job in this position. Secretary of Labor: RTS for this spot, although for balance I'll have TMCNCC play a major role. Heck, if nothing else it would be entertaining to watch them debate the issues between themselves. May see if we can raise revenues by airing meetings on a Pay Per View basis. If they don't play nice with one another, I'll get a local Catholic priest to mediate. Secretary of Health and Human Services: rockmom. I might not approve many of her ideas, but I'd want someone with her compassion for people giving me advise and running this organization for me. The question would be: how long could she tolerate working for me? Secretary of Education: Goldsunrise. Has the concern and compassion for education that I'd want, although she might have the same problem as rockmom as I continually try to downsize her dept and her budget to force education to be handled primarily by the States. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Bert would be my pick. Comes from the megalopolis of Loueyville and thus has to understand all the urban development issues that I'll need to address. Secretary of Transportation: Sorry, this department gets merged into the Energy Department. Secretary of Energy and Transporation: Clyde. Smart and innovative guy. This dept would be critically important to me. Sorry hard core conservatives, but I'd put a lot of money into alternative energy development for national security and trade balance reasons. Hopefully no Solyndras on my watch, but I'd tell you up front that much like you have to lose a lot of bait before you catch big fish, I'm going to spend a lot of dollars on alt energy research and development projects that might not pan out successfully. Priority one would be to fund and install a natural gas distribution and supply system up and down the interstates for semis to use. Every bridge built would have solar panels installed in top of them. Every dam would be retrofitted with hydro electric power generation plants. Clyde would find a way to harness TOG's energy for CovCath baseball as a power source for the entire Cincinnati MSA. Secretary of Veterans Affairs: True Blue fills this position. Her respect for the military and her compassion makes her very qualified for this spot. Secretary of Homeland Security: Birdsfan would be my man. I mean come on: the man has dealt with terroristic squirrels for years. He has the experience and knowledge needed to deal with mere human terrorists. Given his prowess, this will be a part time job, so in his free time he can write my speeches (although it will frustrate the heck out of him as I continually re-write his speeches). Director of CIA: the Ru. This job requires someone as sneaky as the Ru is. Will have to keep him away from the Secret Service agents assigned to protect me as he will be a bad, bad influence on them.
May 31, 201214 yr Vice President: Habib Secretary of State: McPapa Secretary of the Treasury: Clyde Secretary of Defense: Voice of Reason Attorney General: Formerkywrestler Secretary of the Interior: Randy Parker Secretary of Agriculture: Plantmanky Secretary of Commerce: Guru Secretary of Labor: PurplePride92 Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hammertime Secretary of Education: True Blue & Gold Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Colonel Wear Blue Secretary of Transportation: RTS Secretary of Energy: Rockmom Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Leatherneck Secretary of Homeland Security: Peprock
May 31, 201214 yr Holy crap....I left out UKMF. Since I has established my good ole boy network I am going to create a position. Secretary of the Gubernatorial Affairs-UKMF-he'll be in charge of keeping the governors in line with the policies and guidelines set forth by the cabinet. Since it's my good ole boy network I can put who I want where I want and I just created a job so there's that.
May 31, 201214 yr Holy crap....I left out UKMF. Since I has established my good ole boy network I am going to create a position. Secretary of the Gubernatorial Affairs-UKMF-he'll be in charge of keeping the governors in line with the policies and guidelines set forth by the cabinet. Since it's my good ole boy network I can put who I want where I want and I just created a job so there's that. Not in office even a day and you're breaking the constitution and expanding big government. Keep that up and you'll be a 3 term president.
May 31, 201214 yr Not in office even a day and you're breaking the constitution and expanding big government. Keep that up and you'll be a 3 term president. I don't have any spots left so I'll just take you with me on vacation back to my birthplac....err....my father's birthplace and make mountainref carry your bags and fire off your text messages also. I'll take care of my BGP fam that I couldn't create spots for. I'll bail out your business whether you have a business or not.
May 31, 201214 yr Secretary of Housing and Urban Development PP92...honestly? I just think he could do this really well. Word. ] Come on, Randy. One of our few brothers on here and you automatically put in in a position with "urban?":D Well done on the list. Very creative.
May 31, 201214 yr Come on, Randy. One of our few brothers on here and you automatically put in in a position with "urban?":D Well done on the list. Very creative. It's better than making me the Secretary of Agriculture. Talk about a fish out of water.....yeesh.....I like corn and all but uh....yeah....:lol:
May 31, 201214 yr It's better than making me the Secretary of Agriculture. Talk about a fish out of water.....yeesh.....I like corn and all but uh....yeah....:lol: I almost made you Secretary of Agriculture....I figure with you there and Formerkywrestler as the AG, we'd have a quality chance of actually the wacky tabaccy legalized and taxed out the wahzoo.
May 31, 201214 yr I almost made you Secretary of Agriculture....I figure with you there and Formerkywrestler as the AG, we'd have a quality chance of actually the wacky tabaccy legalized and taxed out the wahzoo. I guess that is one part of agriculture I am familiar with. I was using corn as a double meaning.
May 31, 201214 yr Author I almost made you Secretary of Agriculture....I figure with you there and Formerkywrestler as the AG, we'd have a quality chance of actually the wacky tabaccy legalized and taxed out the wahzoo. You leave me in charge of the legalization of things and it will be like Bangkok, Vegas, and Amsterdam all rolled into one.
May 31, 201214 yr You leave me in charge of the legalization of things and it will be like Bangkok, Vegas, and Amsterdam all rolled into one. You say that like I'd be opposed to that! :lol:
May 31, 201214 yr Come on, Randy. One of our few brothers on here and you automatically put in in a position with "urban?":D "I just think he could do this really well. Word." sounded a lot better than "He's black." :lol:
May 31, 201214 yr I nominate myself for: Secretary of Defense [ATTACH=CONFIG]36663[/ATTACH] Secretary of Education [ATTACH=CONFIG]36664[/ATTACH] Director of the ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms) [ATTACH=CONFIG]36665[/ATTACH] This is awesome. :lol:
May 31, 201214 yr "I just think he could do this really well. Word." sounded a lot better than "He's black." :lol: 100% Bracken County Proud!!
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