May 3, 201214 yr Don't get to use it much but when I get the chance I like to drop the....... Friend: "Take It Easy" Me: "If it's not easy I don't take it"
May 3, 201214 yr One of the funniest I ever heard was not only one line, it was one letter. From Married With Children: Peggy: Question two. Who would you rather spend the night with? A - your wife, or B - Al: [cutting her off] B.
May 3, 201214 yr There are a 100 great ones from Norm Peterson in Cheers! Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Better yet, what's going in Mr. Peterson?
May 3, 201214 yr Hawkeye on M*A*S*H was a great one, and he took his cues from perhaps the greatest, Groucho Marx.
May 3, 201214 yr Woody: Can I draw you a beer? Norm: I already know what it looks like, just pour me one!
May 3, 201214 yr Author Hawkeye on M*A*S*H was a great one, and he took his cues from perhaps the greatest, Groucho Marx. "Insanity is just a state of mind."
May 3, 201214 yr "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake. Which I also keep handy." - W.C. Fields
May 3, 201214 yr Author "You're only as old as the woman you feel." - Groucho Marx NICE! I've never heard that one :lol::lol:
May 3, 201214 yr There are a 100 great ones from Norm Peterson in Cheers! NORM "woman, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts"
May 3, 201214 yr Author Woody: Can I draw you a beer? Norm: I already know what it looks like, just pour me one! Wasn't that Coach and not Woody?
May 3, 201214 yr There are a 100 great ones from Norm Peterson in Cheers! It's a dog-eat-dog world & I'm wearing milk bone underwear.
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