September 10, 200917 yr Why did the accountant cross the road? To bore the people on the other side. The CPA's response: Why did the moderator take his new scarf back to the store? It was too tight. Why did it take the moderator a whole week to wash three basement windows? It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in. Did you hear about the moderator who gave his cat a bath? He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue. Did you hear about the moderator who never learned to waterski? He couldn't find a lake with a slope. How do you make a moderator laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Did you hear about the moderator who just bought an A.M. radio? It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. What's the difference between a moderator and a tree? The tree knows when it's being cut down. Source: http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/119.html
September 10, 200917 yr Darn it. Accounting used to be (last year) at the top of some of these lists. Did you see where Economics was?
September 10, 200917 yr Did you see where Economics was? Yes, and I told you yesterday that I didn't see Economics as a job, so how's that make me look? :lol:
September 10, 200917 yr Based on my personal knowledge, the elementary education pay scale is several thousand dollars off, either that, or the state of Ohio pays their teachers significantly more than the country average.
September 10, 200917 yr Is this the son that went to Union? Do schools pay math teachers more than other teachers? Yes, he did. I not really sure but I think there is a shortage of math and science teachers. He also got many offers from Kentucky schools. He graduated #1 math and #1 education student in his class. The original plan was for him to attend Union to play basketball and then when he graduated to go to UK to finish and get his engineering degree. Union and UK have some plan to do that. He changed his mind after he started at Union and wanted to be a high school teacher.
September 10, 200917 yr The CPA's response: Why did the moderator take his new scarf back to the store? It was too tight. Why did it take the moderator a whole week to wash three basement windows? It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in. Did you hear about the moderator who gave his cat a bath? He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue. Did you hear about the moderator who never learned to waterski? He couldn't find a lake with a slope. How do you make a moderator laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Did you hear about the moderator who just bought an A.M. radio? It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. What's the difference between a moderator and a tree? The tree knows when it's being cut down. Source: http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/119.html Strike a nerve, did I?:D:D
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