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The Transformation Is Almost Complete…

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Oh and nice work RTS!! :ylsuper::ylsuper:
Don't encourage him. He'll only do it again.
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Don't encourage him. He'll only do it again.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

BTW, BF...your membership to Chick Nation has been revoked. :p

BTW, BF...your membership to Chick Nation has been revoked. :p
What if I get a pretty, wood-grain stock? :bunny:
I think we should let this thread die before people start thinking I'm a huge narcissist.

 

Okay, they already think that...but this only serves to confirm their suspicions. :rolleyes:

 

Let me sum things up. In the 18 months or so since RTS and I began (in a very manly, completely heterosexual sense) "man-dating", The following has happened:

 

  • I've gone from Barry Manilow to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.
  • I've gone from Coke & milk to Royal Crown & beer.
  • I've (unintentionally) taken my aging parents to a psychic porn show, where they were both accosted by a half-naked fat guy, right in front of me.
  • I've been nearly involved in a number of (potentially) ugly altercations -- including one I almost started myself.
  • I've been hanging out in beer halls and cabarets until all hours of the night.
  • I got caught in a rainstorm.
  • I've modified (not changed) my views on issues such as global warming, immigration, and welfare reform.
  • I nearly knocked out (accidentally) the lead actress in a musical comedy.
  • I spilled a whole Coke in a Mexican Restaurant.
  • I (accidentally) semi-molested a waitress.
  • And a few things that I can't even begin to talk about in this forum.

 

Now, the finishing touch is about to be placed on the transformation. I, the anti-gun crusader, who has gone round and round in some of the P&R forum's most legendary threads, railing against the evils of gun ownership and gun carrying...I'm about to purchase my first gun. And not a wimpy one either -- a .357 magnum. :eek:

 

It's kind of like Lord of the Flies, except the kids are a lot older, there's fewer of them, and...I didn't lose my glasses.

 

In all seriousness, RTS has expanded my horizons, and all that has happened has been of my own doing and my own choice. I wouldn't have had it any other way. Believe it or not, the one thing he doesn't even realize that he's done is to encourage and support me in returning to my faith, which I've wandered from a bit. He's also helped me to learn how to play guitar, and pushed me to keep at it when I wanted so badly to give up. RTS is my best buddy and I wouldn't trade him for a sack o' nickels. ;)

 

Stay with it...sanity is just a 6 string away...and while you are at it...get REALLY WILD and try the bass sometime..it'll loosen up whatever inhibitons RTS has left untouched... although after this post,I'm not sure there ARE any...LOL!!!!

...get REALLY WILD and try the bass sometime..it'll loosen up whatever inhibitons RTS has left untouched...[/qUOTE]Adopted ADmiral suggested the same thing. I always thought the bass would be kind of monotonous, because you're usually just playing a repetitive bass line under the music. But I guess I was wrong.
Adopted ADmiral suggested the same thing. I always thought the bass would be kind of monotonous, because you're usually just playing a repetitive bass line under the music. But I guess I was wrong.

 

If you are a fan (and even if you aren't),Listen to John Entwistle (The Who),Mel Schacher (Grand Funk), Dale Peters (The James Gang) and Terrence (Geezer) Butler of Black Sabbath...these guys all did a bit more than play the monotonous bass line under the music...then bridge out from there...You'll find yourself 'Groovin to the music' in no time at all!! Enjoy!!

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RTS, I have several friends I would like to introduce you to. This transformation is amazing...any book or movie deals in the works??

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RTS, I have several friends I would like to introduce you to. This transformation is amazing...any book or movie deals in the works??
:lol:

Not as of yet, but if I can sway your friends too I might just have something going here. :banana:

:lol:

Not as of yet, but if I can sway your friends too I might just have something going here. :banana:

 

:thumb: no doubt!

HMMMM....I don't think your mom and dad should let you play with him anymore. I think you need to go to a month long time out and think about all you have done! LOL LOL

 

BTW, can I borrow your gun to shoot this darn cat that does not belong to anyone who always scratches the paint on our cars?

 

Now, back to the situation at hand....No, no more ChickNation for you (I have to agree with RM on that one) and, the next time you touch someone on the booty who is serving you food, I hope your mom is there! LOL

 

Seriously, I am really happy that you are having fun....just don't have too much fun, it can and will get you into trouble!

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HMMMM....I don't think your mom and dad should let you play with him anymore. I think you need to go to a month long time out and think about all you have done! LOL LOL

 

BTW, can I borrow your gun to shoot this darn cat that does not belong to anyone who always scratches the paint on our cars?

 

Now, back to the situation at hand....No, no more ChickNation for you (I have to agree with RM on that one) and, the next time you touch someone on the booty who is serving you food, I hope your mom is there! LOL

 

Seriously, I am really happy that you are having fun....just don't have too much fun, it can and will get you into trouble!

Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on the kid. :thumb:
Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on the kid. :thumb:

 

That is what I am worried about....Do we have another Eddie Haskell?:sssh::laugh::laugh:

 

I don't know, if you influence BF too much, he might go off the zone and your mom and dad won't let you play with him anymore. I mean, come on, can't keep his hands off a waitress?!

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That is what I am worried about....Do we have another Eddie Haskell?:sssh::laugh::laugh:

 

I don't know, if you influence BF too much, he might go off the zone and your mom and dad won't let you play with him anymore. I mean, come on, can't keep his hands off a waitress?!

I know, he's a bit of an animal right now, but he's just testing the water a bit. I'll have a talk with him, Mrs PH.

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I know, he's a bit of an animal right now, but he's just testing the water a bit. I'll have a talk with him, Mrs PH.

 

Oh brother! :rolleyes:

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