April 1, 200818 yr I have had a buddy of mine living in our house for a while, anyway, he gets up and goes to work before all of us. I put plastic wrap on the downstairs toilet so when he sat to do his business it wouldn't be too good. Then I taped the handle on the little hose for the sink, so when he rinsed his bowl out, he got a belly watch. Needless to say, when I woke up to go to work, I had to go find my car in the neighborhood. :lol: Damon Wayans once said that he has a rule in his house, if it's funny, you're not in trouble.
April 1, 200818 yr Author I have had a buddy of mine living in our house for a while, anyway, he gets up and goes to work before all of us. I put plastic wrap on the downstairs toilet so when he sat to do his business it wouldn't be too good. Then I taped the handle on the little hose for the sink, so when he rinsed his bowl out, he got a belly watch. Needless to say, when I woke up to go to work, I had to go find my car in the neighborhood. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: RP..when I have a second I need to tell you what some of my family & friends did to me in a bar Saturday night in Charlotte. I will get revenge on them!!! :fire::lol:
April 1, 200818 yr I sent a text to my kids and told them I won $10grand on a scratch off. They werent too happy when I told thim April Fools. Nice! :thumb:
April 1, 200818 yr Youtube has been Rick Rolling people since it hit April 1st. Go to youtube and click on a featured video to find out what I mean. That's a great tune, sadly. But man, were the '80s bad. Thankfully I've managed to expunge most of the '80s from my memory, but "song lyrics never leave," as my daddy once said. IMAGE: (Strange-looking red-haired fellow, with weirdly deep voice that in no way, shape or form matches how he looks. Occasional cutaways to pretty girl who is way out of guy's league, if he's even interested in her at all ...) "We're no strangers to love/ You know the rules and so do I/ A full commitment's what I'm thinking of/ You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling/ Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up/ Never gonna let you down/ Never gonna run around and desert you/ Never gonna make you cry/ Never gonna say goodbye/ Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" Ah yes, the '80s ... :banana:
April 1, 200818 yr Gmail has one. Gmail Custom Time. Check it out. My wife woke me up this morning and told me I had 2 flat tires. I was getting ready to get up and I thought about it and realized what day it was. I went back to sleep.
April 1, 200818 yr A buddy of mine works at the Fire Department. He has a friend that is sherriff deputy. Anyway he had him show up this morning to have himself arrested. His wife went nuts, was crying and called me to ask if I could help. I told her to ask why he was being arrested. When Asked why he was being arrested the deputy told her becuase he served her food at the fire house and made everyone sick. Make a long story short my buddy is sleeping on the couch tonight.
April 1, 200818 yr :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: RP..when I have a second I need to tell you what some of my family & friends did to me in a bar Saturday night in Charlotte. I will get revenge on them!!! :fire::lol: Rule 15 violation. Rule 15 You can not bring up a story about a bar and not share it with everyone on Bluegrasspreps.com.
April 1, 200818 yr Rule 15 violation. Rule 15 You can not bring up a story about a bar and not share it with everyone on Bluegrasspreps.com. You have to understand, there is almost no story whatsoever -- containing the word "bar" -- that TD could safely tell on here.
April 1, 200818 yr I don't like practical jokes. I still haven't recovered from Orson Wells prank. Did you see the "Cold Case" episode that revolved around that night?
April 1, 200818 yr I have had a buddy of mine living in our house for a while, anyway, he gets up and goes to work before all of us. I put plastic wrap on the downstairs toilet so when he sat to do his business it wouldn't be too good. Then I taped the handle on the little hose for the sink, so when he rinsed his bowl out, he got a belly watch. Needless to say, when I woke up to go to work, I had to go find my car in the neighborhood. And clean the bathroom! :lol:
April 2, 200818 yr :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: RP..when I have a second I need to tell you what some of my family & friends did to me in a bar Saturday night in Charlotte. I will get revenge on them!!! :fire::lol: I need to hear this...maybe over some Steve's next week?
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