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Maddenisms

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John Madden has a knack for saying things that just makes me ask, what? I refer to them as, "Maddenisms".

 

I just heard him say, after the Giants stopped the Redskins one yard short of the first down, on third down; "That is what you try to do, is to run and tackle them before they get a first down, so you can get the ball back".

 

What? Is that the key to playing defense? I did not know that. I hope every defensive coordinators was watching for this golden nugget of football philosophy. But, on the other hand, the cat is now out of the bag, now everyone will be doing this, offenses around the world will no longer be able to score, now that defenses know that they are supposed to tackle the ball carrier before they can get a first down, so you can get the ball back.

 

Look out Patriots, everyone now knows how to stop you from winning.

 

My all time favorite "Maddenism" is: "A first down is not only a first down, but it is a whole new set of downs".

 

Another favorite is: "Joe Theisman broke the tibia of the lower leg". Like you have a tibia of the upper leg.

:lol: :lol: :D

Check out Frank Caliendo sometime. He does an awesome impression of Madden with all the Maddenisms.

The one that always crakcs me up is:

 

"If they keep exchanging touchdowns for field goals they'll win".

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The one that always crakcs me up is:

 

"If they keep exchanging touchdowns for field goals they'll win".

 

Dang it, there goes my plan for success for the up coming season. I thought if we could kick field goals as soon as we got in range, we would get the ball more and win the number of possession war. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

 

Every time I hear him say these things, I just think: this guy has a Super Bowl ring, as a coach:scared:. I have to surmise that he had a very good coaching staff.

This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read on here:jump::ylsuper::lol::laugh:

I'll never forget the first game of last year Madden said "The Eagles won't be in first and they won't be in last. They'll sure be somewhere in between." Come on Madden.

Anyone ever read that article where an offensive lineman I think that played for the Redskins wrote a nasty letter to John Madden because of how low he was rated on his video game? Its kinda vulgar but one of the best things Ive ever read. I laughed non stop from beginning to end.

 

Actually it was a guy named Ethan Albright who played for the Redskins who wrote the letter because he was the lowest rated player (53) on Madden 07. If you do a google search for it you should find it. Freakin hysterical.

On one of the Madden games...

 

"Typically, the team with the highest number of points at the end, wins the game."

That is why he was a championship coach, he kept it simple.............

Anyone ever read that article where an offensive lineman I think that played for the Redskins wrote a nasty letter to John Madden because of how low he was rated on his video game? Its kinda vulgar but one of the best things Ive ever read. I laughed non stop from beginning to end.

 

Actually it was a guy named Ethan Albright who played for the Redskins who wrote the letter because he was the lowest rated player (53) on Madden 07. If you do a google search for it you should find it. Freakin hysterical.

 

Well, actually Ethan Albright didn't write that letter, he didn't care, but either way it is funny.

John Madden has a knack for saying things that just makes me ask, what? I refer to them as, "Maddenisms".

 

I just heard him say, after the Giants stopped the Redskins one yard short of the first down, on third down; "That is what you try to do, is to run and tackle them before they get a first down, so you can get the ball back".

 

What? Is that the key to playing defense? I did not know that. I hope every defensive coordinators was watching for this golden nugget of football philosophy. But, on the other hand, the cat is now out of the bag, now everyone will be doing this, offenses around the world will no longer be able to score, now that defenses know that they are supposed to tackle the ball carrier before they can get a first down, so you can get the ball back.

 

Look out Patriots, everyone now knows how to stop you from winning.

 

My all time favorite "Maddenism" is: "A first down is not only a first down, but it is a whole new set of downs".

 

Another favorite is: "Joe Theisman broke the tibia of the lower leg". Like you have a tibia of the upper leg.

 

 

John Madden may be Captain Obvious!

 

See below!

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