Checklist for Being Country

[cshs81]

There are more than a few songs out that talk about growing up "country."

 

It got me to thinking about things I've done that could be considered "country."

 

I've fished with a cane pole.

 

I've been to a field party.

 

I've been to tractor pulls at the county fair.

 

I've been stung by an electric fence.

 

I've set tobacco (absolutely the worst job I've ever had).

 

I've had Ale8.

 

I've lived in a town where there was truly a "county square."

 

I've lived in a county where there was only the county Sheriff and a state trooper.

 

 

 

Without getting into sorry stereotypes (you know you're a redneck crap) what are some other legit indicators that you're "country?"

[lcdawg4life]

When you have never owned a house that hasnt sat on wheels.

[GaViking]

I've been stung by an electric fence.

This has happened trying to go pick blackberry's.

[gold sunrise]

When you have never owned a house that hasnt sat on wheels.

 

:laugh:

 

Had RC Cola and a Moon Pie for lunch from the local country store.

Bought your bonogna by the "hunk" at the same country store...

[lcdawg4life]

:laugh:

 

Had RC Cola and a Moon Pie for lunch from the local country store.

Bought your bonogna by the "hunk" at the same country store...

 

 

I use to drink RC Cola all the time, good stuff.:thumb: :ylsuper:

[gold sunrise]

I use to drink RC Cola all the time, good stuff.:thumb: :ylsuper:

I used to put peanuts in mine...did you??

[lcdawg4life]

I used to put peanuts in mine...did you??

 

 

Never did but will have to try sometime if I can ever get a hold of that " heaven in a can. " I was bad to drink it and eat cheese crackers.:thumb:

[Ram]

I have been to drunk to fish.

 

I have urinated on an electric fence, when told to. (I was young, with a father that had a sense of humor)

 

I have lived in a city that had only one stop light.

 

I have had bottle rocket fights, in the last week.

 

I chew tobacco in places that would not allow such.

[cshs81]

Is "fried bologna" particular to "country?" I can eat that with melted cheese and mayo ALL DAY.

[Watusi]

As a kid, my regular swimming location was in a creek.

 

I have good friends who have performed on the Grand Ole Opry

 

We used to live on a "red dog" road.

 

My grandparents had an outhouse.

 

Our dog is a neighborhood dog. She roams around everywhere and everybody feeds her.

 

When I got into trouble as a kid (teen) my parents frequently knew about it before I got home.

 

I probably still pee outside as often as I do inside.

[HammerTime]

When you read this and say I know a lot of people that have done these things. :lol:

[cshs81]

As a kid, my regular swimming location was in a creek.

 

I have good friends who have performed on the Grand Ole Opry

 

We used to live on a "red dog" road.

 

My grandparents had an outhouse.

 

Our dog is a neighborhood dog. She roams around everywhere and everybody feeds her.

 

When I got into trouble as a kid (teen) my parents frequently knew about it before I got home.

 

I probably still pee outside as often as I do inside.

 

What about being disciplined with a "switch?" I had a babysitter who did that - and I had to go get the instrument that would shortly be attacking my rear end!!!!!!!!!!

[youknowme]

As a kid, my regular swimming location was in a creek.

 

I have good friends who have performed on the Grand Ole Opry

 

We used to live on a "red dog" road.

 

My grandparents had an outhouse.

 

Our dog is a neighborhood dog. She roams around everywhere and everybody feeds her.

 

When I got into trouble as a kid (teen) my parents frequently knew about it before I got home.

 

I probably still pee outside as often as I do inside.

 

:ylsuper:

[oldrambler]

I used to put peanuts in mine...did you??

:thumb: :thumb: Absolutely like the song says - I was country when country wasn't cool. :thumb:

[oldrambler]

What about being disciplined with a "switch?" I had a babysitter who did that - and I had to go get the instrument that would shortly be attacking my rear end!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't have baby sitter to do it but I have been "switched".....Mom used a switch and dad would use his hand or belt.

 

Time Outs??? My Dad would take time out of his day to whip my butt :scared: That was the only time outs. :lol: