What if AC/DC was back, but their preferred clothing color was beige?

What if The Village People invited young men to stay at The Gaylord Opryland Resort & Convention Center?

What if it was a long ballad about John and Danielle?

What if the cake hadn’t been left out in the rain in McArthur’s Park.

What if there was no beer for my horses.

What if Eminem found himself?

What if whereever papa left his hat was not his home.

What if the Stones wanted to paint it pink?

What if Led Zepplin sold the stairway Heaven?

What if Don Henley had been driving down a well-lit city street?

What if Britney didn't do it again?

What if Billie Ray Cyrus was concerned about breaking his achy leg?

What if there wasn't a jailbreak tonight?

...he was standing on a corner, in Tombstone AZ.

...they called ME Dr. Love.