"If" a frog had a pocket, would he carry a gun?

 

Give me you best "if" phrases.

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.

If all the people who fell asleep in church on Sunday morning were laid end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.

If "if's and but's were candy and nuts oh what a Xmas we'd have.

IF Batman were a superhero, would he still need the batmobile?

IF Batman were a superhero, would he still need the batmobile?

Batman is a super hero and has the greatest super power there is: super rich.

If your friend came to school with a turd stuck up her nose, you'd want one, too?

"If I had a dime for every time I _______, I don't know if I'd be rich, but I'd have a lot dimes"

"If" a frog had a pocket, would he carry a gun?

 

I've been using this saying since high school when someone would say something completely asinine.

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Batman is a super hero and has the greatest super power there is: super rich.

 

Dislike.

 

Batman is a super hero and has the greatest super power there is: super rich.

 

Batman is super cool. He's not a super hero though.

Batman is super cool. He's not a super hero though.

Agree to disagree.

Batman is super cool. He's not a super hero though.

 

I didn't see it but heard he kicked Superman's butt in their last movie.

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

 

Well into today's world..............