Just crop dusted the hallway in the hotel. Hope no one needs ice.

Sitting here debating my man card with myself because i just ordered a 6 oz steak in etown.

 

Man, that's barely a sandwich. C'mon, man.

Sitting here debating my man card with myself because i just ordered a 6 oz steak in etown.

They make steak McNuggets?

I always wondered why they even put the 6 oz stuff on the menu, I figured no one ever ordered it. Guess I was wrong.

 

This. I thought it was only available on the women's menu.

Agree, but crab legs, that's a different ballgame.

 

Only the big, good ones.

Random, i hate when my 2 year old is sick! Dealt with viruses all dang week!

 

I so don't miss those days...

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This hits home in so many ways....

I so don't miss those days...

 

Shes been miserable!

Shes been miserable!

 

Love and Time

This hits home in so many ways....

 

Her face when I go anyways

Her face when I go anyways

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Haha I always get "I hope you don't kill anything or see anything"

Do suicide bombers work through a temp. service?

Do suicide bombers work through a temp. service?

Indeed. Virgin Airlines.

Indeed. Virgin Airlines.

 

Flying Vintage 72(7)s

Indeed. Virgin Airlines.

 

WOW, I've never gotten a response in the 15 years I've been telling this joke.