Casting for the BGP Horror Movie

[Randy Parker]

We've got 10 roles to fill & I want your suggestions on which BGPers should be cast to play them.

 

1. The Psycho Killer - He's the main character in the story & gets his hands bloodied a lot (see below). He can be the mask-wearing type, wielding a chainsaw, machete, knife, etc. Or he can be in the mold of Hannibal Lecter--brilliant but disturbed. He gets killed at the end, but refuses to stay dead. (I guess he could be a she too, because we have seen a few examples of female killers)

 

2. The Good Girl - The heroine of our story, as most horror movies have female protagonists. She's the girl next door & is someone you want to root for. The killer pursues her during the final 30 minutes, but she gets the best of him--at least until the sequel. She does not get killed.

 

3. The Good Guy - Usually the love interest of The Good Girl. He's someone you'd like for your daughter to bring home to Mom & Dad. He's fiercely loyal, which may also end up being his demise. He may or may not get killed at the end. If he does die, it's in defense of The Good Girl.

 

4. The Blonde - She's The Good Girl's best friend, but is the opposite of her in a lot of ways. She gets killed a little over halfway through our movie.

 

5. The Jock - The macho guy who oozes confidence. He's either had a relationship with The Blonde or wants one. He's a gifted athlete & playboy. He gets killed at the halfway point of the movie.

 

6. The Nerd - He has a crush on either The Good Girl or The Blonde. He's a likeable guy, but you feel sorry for him because this isn't an 80's movie, so The Nerd doesn't get the girl. He does, however, get killed either just before or just after The Jock.

 

7. The Cop - He may or may not be a good guy--that's up to you. Regardless, he survives for the majority of the movie, but is eventually taken out by our killer in the last 10-15 minutes.

 

8. The Loner - Sometimes this person is old, sometimes a drifter, sometimes a janitor, etc. This character always predicts doom & no one but The Good Girl pays him any attention. He creeps everybody out, but ends up being right that something terrible is going to happen. Unfortunately for him, he also ends up dead. Not the first victim, but one of the first victims.

 

9. The Suspected Killer - Usually a guy that people are skeptical of. He's someone you always keep your eye on, and when bodies start piling up, everyone else labels him as the killer. Despite his sketchy behavior, he's not the killer. Just the opposite, he is an early victim.

 

10. The First Victim - This could be any one of a variety of people. Could be like Michael Myers' sister, or like Drew Barrymore in Scream, or could just be some nameless person who gets knocked off in the opening scene or at least very, very early in the film.

 

 

So there are the 10 characters. Which BGPers would you cast to play these parts?

[uk#1fan]

I'm the physco killer.

[spindoc]

I'm the physco killer.

 

Or the loner.

[stickymitts]

Or the loner.

 

First victim.

[ColonelCrazy]

If mountain ref isn't "the pyscho killer" then this movie is going straight to DVD.

[lawildcat]

Well, I am blonde so.....

[swamprat]

No doubt, I'm the Nerd.

 

Does he get to wear a beanie with a propeller on it?

[spindoc]

No doubt, I'm the Nerd.

 

Does he get to wear a beanie with a propeller on it?

And pasties when he's alone.

[Randy Parker]

1. The Psycho Killer - Ram

 

2. The Good Girl - hoops5

 

3. The Good Guy - Habib

 

4. The Blonde - lawildcat

 

5. The Jock - Guru

 

6. The Nerd - Getslow

 

7. The Cop - spindoc

 

8. The Loner - mountain ref

 

9. The Suspected Killer - Hellbird

 

10. The First Victim - Clizzy (black guys always die in horror movies)

[lawildcat]

No doubt, I'm the Nerd.

 

Does he get to wear a beanie with a propeller on it?

 

So are you Tweedle-dee or Tweedle-dum?

[swamprat]

And pasties when he's alone.

 

Yes!! I'm made for the role.

[swamprat]

So are you Tweedle-dee or Tweedle-dum?

 

Depends on your POV. From the back Tweedle-Dee. Head on, Tweedle-Dum.

[stickymitts]

1. The Psycho Killer - Hellbird

 

2. The Good Girl - Golden Sunrise

 

3. The Good Guy - MTGL (Had a few choices)

 

4. The Blonde - lawildcat (Apparently, she's blonde)

 

5. The Jock - PP92 (It would have been Deuce but he is only half the "athlete" PP92 is)

 

6. The Nerd - Clyde (Quintessential nerd)

 

7. The Cop - HB20 (He already plays one on BGP)

 

8. The Loner - mtn ref (Nuff said)

 

9. The Suspected Killer - UKMF (The numbers point right at him but he doesn't pass the eye ball test)

 

10. The First Victim - uk#1fan (You're welcome)

[Randy Parker]

1. The Psycho Killer - Hellbird

 

2. The Good Girl - Golden Sunrise

 

3. The Good Guy - MTGL (Had a few choices)

 

4. The Blonde - lawildcat (Apparently, she's blonde)

 

5. The Jock - PP92 (It would have been Deuce but he is only half the "athlete" PP92 is)

 

6. The Nerd - Clyde (Quintessential nerd)

 

7. The Cop - HB20 (He already plays one on BGP)

 

8. The Loner - mtn ref (Nuff said)

 

9. The Suspected Killer - UKMF (The numbers point right at him but he doesn't pass the eye ball test)

 

10. The First Victim - uk#1fan (You're welcome)

 

:lol2: at #5.

 

Regarding The Good Guy, you & I are thinking alike. It came down to Habib, HammerTime, & MTGL for me.

[BigVMan23]

If mountain ref isn't "the pyscho killer" then this movie is going straight to DVD.

 

"It puts the lotion in the basket"!