If somebody gets me during The Purge tonight (which is possible since I'm ignoring this completely and going to watch a friend's band play), could somebody make sure that there's always at least one person on BGP that hates Randy Parker's breathing guts? I'll die in peace knowing that someone around here will torment Randy to madness even if I'm gone. Thanks.

 

... humor a little too dark for BGP? Meh, you guys will be fine.

 

May the odds be ever in your favor...

You Louisville people can come to Ashland and hang out for the night if you want. You can play with all of the Star Wars people that hang out in Central Park on the weekends. :lol2::lol2:

You can play with all of the Star Wars people that hang out in Central Park on the weekends. :lol2::lol2:

 

Go on...

Go on...

Well they have lightsaber fights.

Well they have lightsaber fights.

 

I'd rather be purged though.

If somebody gets me during The Purge tonight (which is possible since I'm ignoring this completely and going to watch a friend's band play), could somebody make sure that there's always at least one person on BGP that hates Randy Parker's breathing guts? I'll die in peace knowing that someone around here will torment Randy to madness even if I'm gone. Thanks.

 

... humor a little too dark for BGP? Meh, you guys will be fine.

 

I'll take care of that for you! It would be my PLEASURE!

 

Go on...

 

Might be able to talk one of the local prostitutes into playing Princess Leia.

Well they have lightsaber fights.

 

Might be able to talk one of the local prostitutes into playing Princess Leia.

 

I'm sorry, are you trying to talk me out of this or encouraging me to gas up my car right now?

Might be able to talk one of the local prostitutes into playing Princess Leia.

 

Ashland prostitutes. Consider me intrigued. :lol2:

Might be able to talk one of the local prostitutes into playing Princess Leia.

 

That that was your gig?

That that was your gig?

No if the money is right I play Jabba the Hutt.

Ashland prostitutes. Consider me intrigued. :lol2:

 

I've got some "no teeth" jokes churning in my brain that are going to get me suspended...

I'm sorry, are you trying to talk me out of this or encouraging me to gas up my car right now?

Which one of those was discouraging to you?

Which one of those was discouraging to you?

 

Neither. That was his point. :lol2:

Just saw on twitter where the Kenton County / St. X scrimmage was cancelled because of this.