DAYTON — Police arrested 34-year old Tracy Waters yesterday morning after she allegedly set fire to her husband Dave’s 2013 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab in a rage over her Christmas gifts.

 

“He gave me a slow-cooker and these red nylon crotchless panties with a push-up bra,” Mrs. Waters told police.

 

“The bra had tassels for (very bad word but it fits) sake. Tassels.”

 

Police have charged Mrs. Waters with arson, assault with a weapon (“a 4-gallon ceramic crock pot with corn-on-the-cob pattern”) and using foul language in public.

 

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I wonder if it was a high end crock pot?

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Using foul language in public is a crime? :ohbrother: Uh oh.

I wonder if it was a high end crock pot?

 

Yes! It had the corn on the cob pattern, for goodness sakes.

I think that story is hysterical!:lol:

Wait, I thought Red, nylon crotchless panties where the gift that kept giving all year long!

Wait, I thought Red, nylon crotchless panties where the gift that kept giving all year long!

 

:lol2::lol2::eek::lol2::lol2::eek::lol2::lol2::eek:

I wonder if it was a high end crock pot?

 

I don't think there is anything high end in that house!

I don't think there is anything high end in that house!

 

I'm guessing their BAC is high a great deal of the time.

Am I dirty for wanting to see her in the getup?

Am I dirty for wanting to see her in the getup?

 

Umm, lets see a "before" picture first.

Do you think she was upset about the crotchless panties or the crockpot?

Umm, lets see a "before" picture first.

 

From the story:

 

No, thank you.

From the story:

 

 

Looks like a stoned Helen Hunt, sure, I'd check out the Christmas gift photos.