May 1, 201214 yr Author Google is extra smart, you like passing judgment on Farmer but your credit card says you love Cougar Porn and google sides with the credit card. Google should know then that I've had a testy encounter with Farmer before his name was ever stamped on our gas pumps and should also know I don't possess a credit card. Maybe Google is smart enough to know my propensity to make fun of women my age who are hoping to make a love connection, however brief, on the internet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
May 1, 201214 yr Author This dang internet thing is getting smarted and smarted every day. It knows I am old and there is no way I can keep up with that young thing that wants to meet you, so it is trying to set me introduce me to this more experienced lady.(and she may be more desparate as well) Gotta love it! [ATTACH=CONFIG]36431[/ATTACH] She's not old. She's just a really rough 25.
May 1, 201214 yr She's not old. She's just a really rough 25. Oh man, please do not tell me that - I am going have to go get stronger glasses again then! Man it is tough getting old! :cry:
May 1, 201214 yr Would it surprise you if I have met her? You guys should be careful. She's dating the guy that all scientists hate b/c he weighs 170 lbs, benches 400 lbs and has "THE" secret to muscle gain that will rock the scientific world.
May 1, 201214 yr Author Then why is she waiting courting me? I weighed 170 when I was in the 10th grade, never benched 400 and science can't even effectively regrow my hair.
May 1, 201214 yr You guys should just give up all hope. She has obviously moved to Northern Kentucky and now wants to meet me. Either that or her location is a geographical oddity, 2.8 miles from everywhere. Well, she must've moved to southern KY today, because she's now 2.8 miles from me. maybe she's Santa Claus??
May 1, 201214 yr Oh, she'll meet you. Pay no attention to that 2.8 mile stuff. Just sign up with your credit card and she will be there in no time at all.
May 2, 201214 yr Oh, she'll meet you. Pay no attention to that 2.8 mile stuff. Just sign up with your credit card and she will be there in no time at all. Nah, didn't work.
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