May 1, 201214 yr How can I confirm with a clear conscience? Big Jim, Camel, that's alot of competition. I'm not sure she's worth it. Very true, I think she is a spy.
May 1, 201214 yr I start getting daily emails from a dating service about 10 girls my age that I should hook up with. The user name sounds familiar and I figure out it is my brother. I give him a buzz and he says he signed up a long time ago. I ask him to change the email address ( mine and his are very similar) and he can't figure out what password he would have used. I had to send a letter to get them to stop.
May 1, 201214 yr This chick is only 2.8 miles from me. According to the ad, she wants to meet me. And get this, she's always online. I just figured out why you wanted to buy a new video camera!
May 1, 201214 yr Heck, for all I know, she could have been part of guru's harem. Would it surprise you if I have met her?
May 1, 201214 yr Author Would it surprise you if I have met her? Not at all. However, if she's only 2.8 miles from me and you didn't stop by to say hi, I'd be ticked.
May 1, 201214 yr Author Well, I guess Stephanie must have been online and got the message, now her grandma is stalking me.
May 1, 201214 yr Not at all. However, if she's only 2.8 miles from me and you didn't stop by to say hi, I'd be ticked. I wouldn't want your wife upset with me.
May 1, 201214 yr Author How do they know I'm always on BGP? Freaky, and I mean FREAKY! (insert porn music here)
May 1, 201214 yr Well, I guess Stephanie must have been online and got the message, now her grandma is stalking me. Google is pretty smart and realizes some of the porn you have been surfing is Cougar Porn.
May 1, 201214 yr Author Google is pretty smart and realizes some of the porn you have been surfing is Cougar Porn.Google ain't real smart, I've been looking at poached deer by Richie Farmer, and haven't seen the first cheesy mustache, dead deer, or any farmer's daughters.
May 1, 201214 yr Google ain't real smart, I've been looking at poached deer by Richie Farmer, and haven't seen the first cheesy mustache, dead deer, or any farmer's daughters. Google is extra smart, you like passing judgment on Farmer but your credit card says you love Cougar Porn and google sides with the credit card.
May 1, 201214 yr This chick is only 2.8 miles from me. According to the ad, she wants to meet me. And get this, she's always online. This dang internet thing is getting smarted and smarted every day. It knows I am old and there is no way I can keep up with that young thing that wants to meet you, so it is trying to set me introduce me to this more experienced lady.(and she may be more desparate as well) Gotta love it!
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