This chick is only 2.8 miles from me. According to the ad, she wants to meet me. And get this, she's always online.

I've tried and tried to ignore her, but she just won't give up.

She obviously knows me, and has to know I'm married.

She must think I'm easy.

 

 

...or desperate.

Wait, did you move? Because she's supposed to be about that close to me!

She's two-timing me?

To borrow a phrase from "Brother Where Art Thou", she'e a geographical oddity.

She's two-timing me?

If the internets are to be believed she is three-timing you two.

What a ho-bag!!!

I mean I can see what she could see in Jim, he has great hair. I got none.

What a ho-bag!!!

 

And on the surface she appears to be so innocent and pure.

You guys should just give up all hope. She has obviously moved to Northern Kentucky and now wants to meet me. Either that or her location is a geographical oddity, 2.8 miles from everywhere.

So did you confirm or not?

She gets around, that's for sure.

So did you confirm or not?

 

How can I confirm with a clear conscience? Big Jim, Camel, that's alot of competition. I'm not sure she's worth it.