Men v Women

[Lucky Charms]

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Perfect example.:lol:

[jvdfc]

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:lol:. Look at you, lookin at me, lookin at you. :banana:

[Blue Magic]

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Nice :lol:

[swamprat]

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item that he needs.

 

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 items that she doesn't need. (And proceed to brag about how much money she "saved".)

 

I hate "buy one get one free" when she goes shopping. I get 2 of everything we don't need.

 

Then there is the "It was 70% off.", she says when I ask her why she bought something we don't need.

 

"70% off what?", I ask, to which I get, "I don't know. It's 70% off!!" as a response.

 

God knows I love her, but she drives me crazy.

[Watusi]

Every single sporting event I have ever watched with my wife has included at least one conversation about one of the team's uniforms. Either something is mismatched, or too baggy, or an ugly color, etc. I know it is coming but still sometimes it baffles me when it happens. And she seems surprised that I didn't notice that two of the players are wearing different socks than the rest or something like that.