June 1, 201016 yr http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/01/al-tipper-gore-break-years-marriage/ Al and Tipper Gore Break Up After 40 Years of Marriage http://news.cnet.com/8301-11128_3-9828389-54.html Divorce pains the planet people with failed marriages can be blamed for global warming, according to a study by Michigan State University. Divorced couples use up more space in their respective homes, which amounts to to 38 million more rooms worldwide to light, heat and cool, noted the report.
June 1, 201016 yr Sorry but I lost it when it spoke of Tipper playing drums for Frank Zappa's daughter's band.
June 1, 201016 yr When Tipper told to him to find an erogenous zone, he showed her a slide show of the Ozone... marriage over!
June 1, 201016 yr Who is going to get the internet??? Okay, that might be one of the funniest posts I have ever read in P & R. Very nicely done!!!!!
June 1, 201016 yr Okay, that might be one of the funniest posts I have ever read in P & R. Very nicely done!!!!! I don't pop in here often, so I had to make it good...
June 1, 201016 yr I don't pop in here often, so I had to make it good... As I have said before, you do that guerilla posting in P & R.:thumb::thumb:
June 1, 201016 yr Who is going to get the internet??? Tipper gets it now; Al takes it over when the global temperature rises by 2 degrees.
June 2, 201016 yr It is such a joy to see all of you good Christian, family values types take such joy in the breakup of a 40 year marriage. You are an inspiration to us all.
June 2, 201016 yr You would have thought that Bill/Hillary would have done this before anybody. But you also read about Gerorge and Laura Bush having issues. People just give up and thats sad. "we have grown apart". Matthew 19:9 "Do not divorce except for marriage unfaithfullness"...1st Corinthians 7 "If a mate who is an unbeliever wants to leave, let them". Matthew 19:9 would fit Bill/Hillary. I give them credit as the Bushs. Al/Tipper should remain unmarried according to scripture.
June 2, 201016 yr When Tipper told to him to find an erogenous zone, he showed her a slide show of the Ozone... marriage over! With the size of the hole (in the Ozone) expanding annually...
June 2, 201016 yr I heard it was a number of factors all contributing to the ultimate dissolution: Tipper was ticked to learn that Al spent the bulk of his royalties for "An Inconvenient Truth" on "beach front" property in Gatlinburg. Tipper grew weary of Al ranking her every burp, toot and yawn by how many carbon credits it would take to offset them. Tipper had enough of Al using an impending planetary emergency as an excuse to eat everything in sight. (She wanted to escape his orbit before gravitational forces grew too strong.) Al got upset when he asked Tipper if he was the best lover she ever had and she replied it was kinda like Florida in 2000. Tipper was tired of Al attempting to settle every disagreement by reminding her, “Well, I’ve only won a Nobel Peace Prize, an Academy Award, Honorary Doctorates, a National Civil Rights Freedom Award, a Primetime Emmy and a dozen other honors while I built the Internet… what do I know…”
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