"At approximately 4:36 p.m., we received a detailed account from Sasha Obama about a series of manifestations in the White House," press secretary Robert Gibbs announced. "However, a thorough search conducted by security officials has thus far uncovered nothing."

 

A little more than a month after the first family's move to the White House, reports of strange happenings have continued to surface, with Sasha Obama confirming Tuesday that she had once again been visited by the eerie specter of...

I'm assuming you are aware that this is from The Onion.

The Onion isn't all that much less credible than some of the other sites I've seen referenced here ...

I'm assuming you are aware that this is from The Onion.

:lol: Well, duh! Of course I knew, I thought it was rather funny.

 

This is my favorite part:

 

According to White House security documents, Sasha told Secret Service agents that the ghostly twins spoke to her in unison and repeatedly beckoned her by chanting the phrases "come play with us," "come play with us, forever," and "Daddy's making fajitas."

White House officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, also detailed a disturbing vision experienced by Sasha, who at several points during her encounter suddenly saw the twin girls lying motionless in a pool of spilled strawberry margaritas.

"She said they kept whispering 'we want to party' over and over again," said one Secret Service agent, who comforted Sasha following the incident. "God, it's so horrifying."

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The Onion isn't all that much less credible than some of the other sites I've seen referenced here ...

Anyone have some tissues?

:lol: Well, duh! Of course I knew, I thought it was rather funny.

 

 

 

Well, I was just making sure. You are on the leaning toward mania these days, posting just about anything and everything that can even be loosely considered disparaging toward anything associated with the name Obama. I just wanted to make sure you knew this one wasn't even close to being something you could credibly pin on an Obama, either directly or by association.

People are getting a little touchy and losing their sense of humor after only several weeks?

People are getting a little touchy and losing their sense of humor after only several weeks?

Agreed.. I know a lot of people who voted for Obama are already in the damage control mode...

I feel like there was an article from The Onion about Bush every week on here... Guess Barack the Rock is untouchable...

Agreed.. I know a lot of people who voted for Obama are already in the damage control mode...

 

And I know a lot of people who did not vote for Obama that are already in full attack mode. Well...they never really left full attack mode :lol:.

Anyone have some tissues?

Want me to send you a box? I suspect you've been going through them at record rates lately ... sort of your own way of stimulating the economy. :lol:

Hey, I snail-mail The Onion, and I expect nothing less than this from them.

 

They bashed Bush incessantly, and during the last few months, ran a recurring piece about him being grievously physically injured and abused and ending up in Bethesda Naval Hospital. Is it offensive? No, it's a joke.

 

I'm not offended by 90% of what's in The Onion; it's satire, and that's why I read it. And like I said in the first sentence, It's what I expect from this publication. If I expected anything different, I wouldn't read it.

"Daddy's making fajitas."

Want me to send you a box? I suspect you've been going through them at record rates lately ... sort of your own way of stimulating the economy. :lol:

Don't quit your day job.

 

You need to quit whining about every little thing, you've been doing a lot of it lately. It seems you've totally lost your sense of humor. I post an Onion article making fun of the Bush twins and you and RM try to act as if I'm making fun of Obama somehow. Good Lord, I hope the two of you can make it through the next four years without a total breakdown. :cry:

Good Lord, I hope the two of you can make it through the next four years without a total breakdown. :cry:

 

Not to worry, RTS, they'll be fine.

 

After all, we will be treating Obama just as graciously as GWB was treated by liberals over the past 8 years. How could any O supporter be upset with that?