November 21, 200817 yr This just in, the Ohio State / Michigan game in Columbus,Oh. on Saturday has been cancelled. .................... Michigan can't find a way to get through Toledo.:jump: Ok, OR, you can do better than that one....That was weak.
November 21, 200817 yr Since the jokes have started like every year, here is one that was sent to me....................................................... One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road with that "M" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest and turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door." Wouldn't have mattered if the OU fan hit the Michigan fan. We all know Buckeyes drive to slow to do any real damage :mad:
November 21, 200817 yr Wouldn't have mattered if the OU fan hit the Michigan fan. We all know Buckeyes drive to slow to do any real damage :mad: Truer words have never been typed....:lol:
November 21, 200817 yr Truer words have never been typed....:lol: I deal with it daily. At first I thought people saying they drove slow was a joke, but it really is true. They have no concept what so ever of the passing lane.
November 21, 200817 yr I deal with it daily. At first I thought people saying they drove slow was a joke, but it really is true. They have no concept what so ever of the passing lane. Or the turn signal, or the lines that divide the lanes, or how to properly use their brakes, etc....
November 21, 200817 yr Wouldn't have mattered if the OU fan hit the Michigan fan. We all know Buckeyes drive to slow to do any real damage :mad: Even though they drive slow, they still managed to wear out the Carr the last few years.:lol:
November 21, 200817 yr Beanie ran wild on this team a year ago, who happened to be a much better team. I see Beanie going wild again, with Pryor closely behind. Michigan should have trouble moving the ball on the Buckeye D. Ohio State - 37 Michigan - 16
November 21, 200817 yr Wouldn't have mattered if the OU fan hit the Michigan fan. We all know Buckeyes drive to slow to do any real damage :mad::lol: Now this is what I am talking about! Some good natured shots, nice one, completely false but a nice one. :thumb: Even though they drive slow, they still managed to wear out the Carr the last few years.:lol::thumb:
November 21, 200817 yr Ok, OR, you can do better than that one....That was weak. Others seemed to like it.:sssh: . O.K., if you insist and really want another one although I don't think it is as good.................... Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain. :jump::jump::jump:
November 21, 200817 yr And another classic.............................................. In the mid-seventies, the Buckeyes and Wolverines were both undefeated and playing for the Big Ten Championship, the Rose Bowl and a possible National Championship. The Buckeyes are up by 4 points with 3 seconds left. Michigan has a 4th and goal at the Buckeye 1 yard line. Bo Schembechler looks up to the skies and says, "God, what should I call now?" To his surprise, in a clear distinct voice, he hears, "Off Tackle." So, Bo calls the "Off Tackle," and all eleven Buckeyes meet him in the backfield, bury him and the Buckeyes win. Bo, again, looks up to the sky and says "God, why did you tell me to run 'Off Tackle?'" Again, in a clear voice he hears, "I don't know, why did we Woody?"
November 21, 200817 yr Author How do you get the OSU grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza. Less than 2 days away. Uphill battle for the winningest program in college football, but I am still excited. B Minor is playing and with C. Brown healthy now Michigan does have a nice 1-2 punch in the backfield. Hopefully the Def. can step up and play like they did in the minn. game and give Michigan a chance. Its been a long time since a Michigan coach has lost in their first year to OSU.
November 21, 200817 yr How do you get the OSU grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza. Less than 2 days away. Uphill battle for the winningest program in college football, but I am still excited. B Minor is playing and with C. Brown healthy now Michigan does have a nice 1-2 punch in the backfield. Hopefully the Def. can step up and play like they did in the minn. game and give Michigan a chance. Its been a long time since a Michigan coach has lost in their first year to OSU. Nice one up front! I ws thinking about using that one in reverse later.:lol::thumb: As for the other, UM is no doubt down but this is still OSU/Mich. and that always is a war. Throw any records out the window. GO Buckeyes!!!
November 21, 200817 yr Ok, first things first....The joke about the 4 grads OR....I think everyone knows that a Michigan grad is much more prepared for real life than that of an OSU grad...Notre Dame and Penn State would have us both beat. On to the joke....So Coach Tressel and Coach Carr are walking on the beach in the offseason and they stumble upon a genie bottle....As normal folk would do, they go ahead and rub the lamp, and to their surprise an actual genie appears. The genie proceeds to tell both coaches he will grant them one wish and one wish only.....Both coaches wanted to wish for their team to win, but neither wants to go first because they know the other will just cancel out their wish....Finally after much debate, coach Tressel wins the rock, paper, scissors match and get to make his wish first....Coach Tressel tells the genie, "I would like the entire city of Columbus to be surrounded by great giant walls so that no disbelievers can get in, and no true Buckeye will ever want to leave....With that Coach Tressel was gone and walls were erected around the city of Columbus. The genie turned to Coach Carr and aske him for his wish...The wise old coach looked around and calmly asked, "So the entire city of Columbus is surrounded by giant walls with no realistic ways in or out?" To which the genie replied, "Correct". "Well then," Coach Carr replied, "fill it up with water..."
November 21, 200817 yr Nice one up front! I ws thinking about using that one in reverse later.:lol::thumb: As for the other, UM is no doubt down but this is still OSU/Mich. and that always is a war. Throw any records out the window. GO Buckeyes!!! Just about any other year I would agree, but not this one. It will be ugly from the get go.
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