November 21, 200817 yr Ok, first things first....The joke about the 4 grads OR....I think everyone knows that a Michigan grad is much more prepared for real life than that of an OSU grad...Notre Dame and Penn State would have us both beat. On to the joke....So Coach Tressel and Coach Carr are walking on the beach in the offseason and they stumble upon a genie bottle....As normal folk would do, they go ahead and rub the lamp, and to their surprise an actual genie appears. The genie proceeds to tell both coaches he will grant them one wish and one wish only.....Both coaches wanted to wish for their team to win, but neither wants to go first because they know the other will just cancel out their wish....Finally after much debate, coach Tressel wins the rock, paper, scissors match and get to make his wish first....Coach Tressel tells the genie, "I would like the entire city of Columbus to be surrounded by great giant walls so that no disbelievers can get in, and no true Buckeye will ever want to leave....With that Coach Tressel was gone and walls were erected around the city of Columbus. The genie turned to Coach Carr and aske him for his wish...The wise old coach looked around and calmly asked, "So the entire city of Columbus is surrounded by giant walls with no realistic ways in or out?" To which the genie replied, "Correct". "Well then," Coach Carr replied, "fill it up with water..." Touche'............................ Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Albert introduces himself to a man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the gentleman answers, "144." "That's great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "43." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Wolverines?" :ylsuper::ylsuper:
November 21, 200817 yr Touche'............................ Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Albert introduces himself to a man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the gentleman answers, "144." "That's great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "43." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Wolverines?" :ylsuper::ylsuper: :lol:
November 21, 200817 yr Touche'............................ Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Albert introduces himself to a man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the gentleman answers, "144." "That's great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "43." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Wolverines?" :ylsuper::ylsuper: :thumb: Too Funny
November 22, 200817 yr Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in a Michigan hat. You have gun with only two bullets remaining. Who do you shoot? A: The Michigan fan. Twice. GO BUCKEYES!!!!
November 22, 200817 yr The Michigan football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and Coach R looked into his eyes intently and asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?" "Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!" Ohio State 35 Michigan 17
November 22, 200817 yr If UM can pull the upset, the entire season will have been a success imo. :thumb:
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