We told you to get some thing like that months ago.

 

Hey, one thing at a time lol, Had to pay those stupid taxes on it first, that was like 900 bucks, i got those wheels for 390 shipped!

Hey, one thing at a time lol, Had to pay those stupid taxes on it first, that was like 900 bucks, i got those wheels for 390 shipped!

 

Understandable.

 

Night ladies..

Here are some more jokes!

 

 

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

 

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

 

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.

 

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

 

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

 

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

 

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

 

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

 

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

 

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From

morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining

about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out

plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

 

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the

field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and

began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him

again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

 

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her

smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

 

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather

odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen

for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner

approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in

disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the

old farmer about it.

 

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him

why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his

head and disagreed with all the men.

 

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something

about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my

head in agreement."

 

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

 

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

Enough Jokes, you playin poker?

I hate working on Saturdays. I makes for a very boring Friday night.

Enough Jokes, you playin poker?

 

Gettin ready too. Thinkin about joining the midnight freeroll.

^ Don't waste your time playing for 3 hours to win 9 bucks.

^ Got a better idea?:lol:

Play on Bodog beginner tournaments that pay out top 5 players at a 10 person table. Easy way to build some money.

Play on Bodog beginner tournaments that pay out top 5 players at a 10 person table. Easy way to build some money.

 

Are they free?

$4.40 Come on man you can scrape that up from under the couch.

Probably so....I dunno though..Can't beat free!

Howdy boys...